Tag: indonesia

Trump Judge Pick Doesn’t Want To Give Impression He’s Some Kind Of Faggot

This racist birther freak DEFINITELY deserves a lifetime appointment to the federal bench.

Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 13, 2017

Russia invaded 39 state elections, Trump might fire the special prosecutor (already!), and Ivanka's paying slave wages. Your morning news brief!
Wipers of other people's bottoms!

Philippines Wins World Court Case Over South China Sea Islands, China Responds, ‘Sez Who?’

So, what are the Foreigns up to this morning, aside from getting exercise outside by catching all the Pokémons? Oh, just defying international court decisions like a common George W. Bush, OK, fine, wait, what? Turns out that earlier today...

Fox News Idiots Wish Fox News Idiots Weren’t So Mad At Fox News Idiots Right Now

Oh no, there is trouble right here in River City, by which we mean at Fox News! And it's all about that Donald Trump boy. SOME PEOPLE at Fox News think he's the bees tits, whereas OTHERS think he...

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Teen Charlatan Just As Bad As The Grown-Up Kind

Welcome, friends! It's time once more for your weekly round-up of flim-flammery and balderdash, the Snake Oil Bulletin! This week we're making a return to the world of medicine, a field with which your Dr. la Volpe, DDS, PhD,...

All Of Indonesia Competing To Say Craziest Thing About The Gays

America isn't the only country where conservatives with a mouthpiece loudly use it to extol the icky iniquities of The Gays Who Do The Butt Stuff. Indonesian public figures seem to be playing a game of can-you-top-this with each...

Carly Fiorina Lies To Dogs, Eats Milkbones, Is Bitch

Oh dear sweet Jesus, lying liar Carly Fiorina has made a "debate prep" video in a seeming attempt to appear cuddly and sweet, as opposed to the sniveling lie-face she is. The video is called "Why Dogs Are Better Than...

Sarah Palin Being A Bit Of A Dick Again!

Over the weekend, there was a bit of a dogshitstorm when former half-term governor/queen of your nightmares Sarah Palin posted a picture of her (VERY CUTE) son Trig standing on his service animal. Most people would say, "honey, we...
I hear they don't even think in English like we do!

Fox News Just Asking: Does Metric System Make Planes Fall From Sky?

An AirAsia flight carrying 162 people disappeared from radar Sunday, and before the crash site has even been found, Fox News rushed to try to equal CNN in the field of dumb speculation on possible causes of the disaster....

Orly Taitz To Court: Is Barack Obama His Own Secret Body-Double Indonesian Spy?

Oh, Orly. Oh dear. Perhaps when you have four lives as a birther/realtor/dentist/lawyer, it does not seem so odd to claim that Barack Obama has a secret body double somewhere in Indonesia -- or is himself the secret body...

Oops! Barack Obama’s Mom Forgot To ‘Change Him Back’ To An American

Wayne Root went to Columbia with Barack Obama, in the early '80s and had the same major and everything ... or did he? He says he doesn't remember any such Barry Obama Soetoro person around campus! Though probably,...

George H.W. Bush Flunky Still Mad About Democrats And Their Weed

Before George H.W. Bush became America's lovable old "sensible Republican" grandpa, he was an angry, out-of-touch Republican president, who was flabbergasted to lose in '92 to a fat pot-smoking southerner whom he publicly called a "bozo." For most...

Typo Changes Everything We Know About Obama, Despite Being Typo

A 1990 article in a hard-hitting publication called Vanity Fair either accidentally revealed a state secret: Obama spent some years in Singapore, not Indonesia, as a child! OR pooooossibly, but this is not very likely, an uninformed intern wrote...

Fear Of Death Excellent Motivator In ‘Curing’ President’s Trans Nanny

Proving that harrassment and fear of death can be excellent motivators, Uganda-style, in curing the twin Evils of Ghey and Unnatural, the Muslim Indonesian President Barack Noobama's onetime nanny, in Indonesia, where he was born, has disavowed her cross-dressing...

Michelle Obama Starts Indonesian Holy War, on Twitter

<img class="left" src="http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/flotus-files.jpg" alt="That's MRS. Flotus to you ..." title="That's MRS. Flotus to you ..." height="260" /After making a brief stop in Germany to serve steak to the troops, Michelle Obama has returned from last week’s Asian adventure. Our...