Tag: independents

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Your Senate Sunday: Anybody But Oklahoma Sen. James Lankford (R – The Worst)

How do you solve a problem like Jim Lankford?

Donald Trump, Paul Ryan Is Not That Kind Of Girl!

Despite the obvious chemistry, Paul says he is not the kind of Speaker who goes in for party unification on the first date, and is withholding his endorsement until he gets flowers.

Pew Poll Demonstrates That Americans, Republicans, Not *That* Stupid

Hey-O, who has two thumbs and isn't as stupid as you might have been led to believe? Oh, just 62% of Americans and 35% of Republicans, who think that the Republican party has become "too extreme." For the record,...

Ex-Gay Candidate So Christian Now That Sex With Teen Doesn’t Count

Here's a little variation on an old favorite for you: Linda Wall is a conservative anti-gay marriage candidate running for state representative in Virginia as an Independent who decided to go the "secret gay sex with teenagers" route before...

Fake Republican Candidate Trump May Also Run As Fake Independent

How long will Donald Trump stick around? Well, he's still got some more election stuff to pretend he's going to do. "The concern is if I don’t win will I run as an independent, and I think the...

Coy Loughner Upsets Political World By Being Registered Independent

The media are going to dig up information about Arizona alleged murdertard Jared Loughner until his every thought and last inane syllogism have been broadcast to the American public. A star has been born! (You really shouldn't give the...

Mike Bloomberg and Joe Scarborough Maybe Going To Unite For 2012 Run

Huffington Post celebrity vag-slip blog intern Howard Fineman has heard some terrorist chatter around New York about a very interesting thing: New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg and MSNBC morning-bro Joe Scarborough running as an independent presidential ticket in 2012....

Charlie Crist Will Win the Old Fashioned Way: By Rescuing All Florida Voters From Car Crashes

Why is Charlie Crist no longer welcome in the Republican Party? Because, when confronted by a common Waffle House employee pinned in a car crash, Crist failed to laugh at the man's predicament or throw a dollar bill at...

HE BELONGS TO THE 'RE-ELECT MAYOR BLOOMBERG' PARTY, OF COURSE: Nobody in New York knows which political party the chameleon plutocrat Michael Bloomberg belongs to, perhaps because he has slutted around with every party short of the LaRouchies. At...

Joe Lieberman Likes Obama Now

Once upon a time, Joe Lieberman nearly ruined Barack Obama's career forever by going to the Republican National Convention and calling him a "young man" repeatedly while Obama was busy trying to win a campaign against an ancient War...

Post-Debate Polls Say Obama Won (Yawn)

Ah, snap polls. Here is how they work: A news-gathering organization rounds up a bunch of plumbers, all named Joe, and puts them in a lockbox where they are forced to look at two people arguing for 90 minutes....