Tag: immigration

Deleted Comments: Are All You Diversity Supremacists Inbread Or Just Jewish?

Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It's full of some of the most original trolling we've ever seen, and... OK, actually, it's the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new attempt...

Judge Reams ICE’s Ass For Perjuring All Over Dreamer Kid

Yet another ICE story that may put your computer or mobile device in danger of being hurled across the room.
Trump making a fool of himself while posing with a more dignified taco bowl

Trump Has A Selective Criterion For Calling People ‘Animals.’ One Guess What It Is

Some people are animals, and some people are fine people on both sides.

Sherrod Brown Gonna Get Walmart Off The Corporate Welfare Tit. Thanks, Sherrod Brown!

Now HERE'S a social justice warrior!
Dora the Explorer mug shot meme

Why Not Just Put The Immigrant Kids Ripped From Their Parents In Manzanar?

What about all those FEMA reeducation camps Obama was going to imprison patriots in? Could put the kids there.

John Kelly Says USA Has No Room For Illiterate Peasants, Didn’t Mean His Own Ancestors

He's not racist. He just wishes immigrants had the job skills America needs. Like being white.

Kirstjen Nielsen So Miserable Working For Trump She Just Might Tear A Mexican Family Apart!

She's been on the job for like six months so let's go ahead and start her resignation clock.

US Diplomats Said ‘Please Don’t Deport Refugees, It’s Bad.’ Trump Said, ‘We Still Have Diplomats?’

Maybe immigration isn't such a hot idea after all. Just look how all these white people are fucking the place up.

Guess Melania Trump Picked The Wrong Day To Start Caring About Children

Jeff Sessions loves America so much he'll rip families apart to protect American values. Which now include RIPPING FAMILIES APART.

Texas Leads Lawsuit To Kill DACA, Since America Isn’t Cruel Enough Yet

Federal courts protecting DREAMers? Red states to the rescue!

Government Misplaced 1,500 Refugee Kids. Is That Bad?

America's getting so great we hardly recognize the place anymore.

At Least ICE Fuckery Doesn’t Happen To American Citizens… Oh, Shit.

Trump didn't start this. But he's absolutely going to make it worse.
Loser. Again.

Senate Sunday: Doofus Mitt Romney Can’t Win State GOP Convention, Has To Run In Primary

Poor ol' Mitt just can't catch a break. Good.
Photo of John Collins's dairy farm, Rome, New York

ICE Don’t Care Much For This New York White Man Demanding A Warrant. Huh!

So we guess it's OUR law enforcement who don't have to show no steenking badges.
Juan Gaspar-GarcĂ­a, in family photos

Who Does ICE Want To Deport Now? How About A Guy With Down Syndrome?

This is how we're treating 'the least of these.' Why doesn't Jesus send any hurricanes over this?