Tag: immigration

MittBott 2.018 Back And Ready To Represent Utah, Inevitably Offend It

He has this bad habit of thinking he's inevitable. You're not inevitable, Mitt.

Mitch McConnell Just DELIGHTED To Deport Dreamers Up Shit Creek

What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?

Senate Gives Dreamers ICE Nightmares. Wonkagenda For Friday, Feb. 16, 2018

The Senate kills the American Dream, Congress tries to ignore another mass shooting, and Trump goes out of his way to hide affairs with porn stars. Your morning news brief.

Bullets Trump Thoughts, Prayers. Again. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 15, 2018

Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.

Deleted Comments: I DONT USE CAP LOCKS, I HOLD THE SHIFT KEY BITCH.

Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us!

Nancy Pelosi Goes 16 Innings For Dreamer Kids, And Some Guy’s Being A Dick

Nancy Pelosi can talk about real Americans about forty times longer than Donald Trump can read anything.

White House Can’t Decide Who’s Lazier, Mexicans Or Democrats, Napping Under The Cactus In Their Big Sombreros

The hardest-working administration in history has thoughts on lazy Mexicans.

Donald Trump Reads State Of The Union Speech Without Shitting Own Pants, Is Presidential AF

We watched the State of the Union so you wouldn't have to.

New York Times Continues Long Strange Journey Into What Even The Fuck

Oh look, the New York Times screwed the pooch again. Must be a day ending in more goddamn news about Russia.

President Puss-grab Too Manly For Womynists. Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 29, 2018

THE MEMO blames Rod Rosenstein, Trump is, like, not a feminist, and the Koch Brothers LOVE the Trump tax cuts (for the super rich). Your morning news brief.

Deleted Comments: One Of Those Weeks Where The Bigots Forgot What Their Own Slurs Mean

We found a very busy troll. Is he Russian? Nah, he's kind of slow, actually.

Deleted Comments: If Liberals Knew History Facts, They’d Know ‘W.E.B. De Bois’ Hated Mexicans

The neat thing about history is that you can actually look it up. Pity this idiot didn't bother.

ARE YOU READY TO SHUTDOWN???? A Wonksplainer Of ‘Yeah, No, Really, It’s Republicans’ Fault’

Remember when Trump said he'd sign any DACA deal Congress brought him? That was 10 days ago.