The Statue of Liberty is very triggering for conservatives now. Also this is your OPEN THREAD!
We're living in a dystopian sci-fi novel now. Watch out for C.H.U.D.s.
One story to raise your blood pressure, and one to reduce it a bit.
Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!
Don't count Jeff Sessions out of the race (baiting) yet, baby.
Don't worry, it's "entirely common!"
They let Stephen Miller out of his cage to talk about Trump's new racist immigration proposal. It did not go well.
There's stupid, and then there's Gateway Pundit Stupid.
'America's Toughest Sheriff' may be headed for a federal prison, where he can expect better treatment than at his own jail.
Why is anyone thrilled that this deportation-happy jerk is getting promoted?
Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!
Tucker Carlson is just wondering why the Gypsies are so weird and hostile to him.
Don't like the racist garbage I'm spewing? Here, go read more and you'll be convinced!
If you unleash a truckload of angry bees on a group of people, and then hand one of them a Band-Aid, you are not a fabulous humanitarian.
This thing might not happen. If it did, it would be really stupid. So maybe we should bet it'll happen.
Trusting the military was their first mistake. Do we want such gullible people in the service?