Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It's full of some of the most original trolling we've ever seen, and... OK, actually, it's the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new attempt...
Yet another ICE story that may put your computer or mobile device in danger of being hurled across the room.
Some people are animals, and some people are fine people on both sides.
Now HERE'S a social justice warrior!
What about all those FEMA reeducation camps Obama was going to imprison patriots in? Could put the kids there.
He's not racist. He just wishes immigrants had the job skills America needs. Like being white.
She's been on the job for like six months so let's go ahead and start her resignation clock.
Maybe immigration isn't such a hot idea after all. Just look how all these white people are fucking the place up.
Jeff Sessions loves America so much he'll rip families apart to protect American values. Which now include RIPPING FAMILIES APART.
Federal courts protecting DREAMers? Red states to the rescue!
America's getting so great we hardly recognize the place anymore.
Trump didn't start this. But he's absolutely going to make it worse.
Poor ol' Mitt just can't catch a break. Good.
So we guess it's OUR law enforcement who don't have to show no steenking badges.
This is how we're treating 'the least of these.' Why doesn't Jesus send any hurricanes over this?
Justice Gorsuch Accidentally Forgets To Bone Immigrants For A Second, But Don’t Worry, He’ll Get Better
Even a blind squirrel gets a broken clock twice a day.