Do you think Wonkette has what it takes? Can't hurt to try!
OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE.
This is just obviously true.
Idiots: Hurricane Harvey Caused By Lesbians Witches Katy Perry Abortion Illuminati And Democrats, But NOT CLIMATE CHANGE!!1!
If you've been wondering how this all might be Katy Perry's fault, you have come to the right place.
Does Alex Jones know what the queers are doing to the soil?
We've got logical fallacies and, by complete coincidence, also a Flat Earther this week.
Again, we ask, WHY IS THIS CUSTODY HEARING NOT STREAMING ON YOUTUBE?
Time may not be a flat circle, but Earth definitely is. Or maybe a triangle.
The astonishing TRUTH will truly astonish you!
Beyoncé is PRAGNET! With TWINS! (Also this is your open thread.)
Some of you people just don't understand how democracy works: there's an election, someone wins, THE END.
Late Monday afternoon, Texas electors pushed Trump over 270 votes, because of course it was Texas.
OBVIOUSLY it was the Mexicans. And the Jews. And the bankers. And the globalists. And the media. And Hillary Clinton. And ...
It's so obvious, and if you can't see it, you're probably IN ON THE CONSPIRACY.
Everything about Michelle Obama's appearance on Colbert was AMAZING.