Tag: illness

What about Glenn Beck's future, huh?

Glenn Beck’s Brain Is Broken. No, For Reals This Time

Glenn Beck took to the airwaves on Blaze TV Monday night for a dramatic revelation, and it sure was a doozy. Beck, who has not infrequently mentioned mysterious health issues over the years, revealed that he has been suffering...

Scott Walker Is Too Sick To Meet With Obama!

Oh dude what is this? Wisconsin union-krushing Gov. Scott Walker cannot join Barack Obama today on his exciting journey through the Milwaukee Master Lock factory because he has the stomach flu. He has... the stomach flu. "Still recovering from...

Carnivorous Mouse Infestation Probably Next Sign Of Apocalypse

Bob Dylan will have to write his next album about the terrible mice plague sweeping the nation of Australia, and by "the nation" we of course refer to "a single nursing home in Queensland." Still, we must ask the...

Clinton, McCain, Biden Dying Of Mystery Illnesses

Every white male in politics over the age of 50 has some awful illness, according to various rumors on the Internet. Joe Biden had two aneurysms operated on 20 years ago, so obviously he is due for another so...

Tubbs Jones’ Resurrection Makes John Kerry Appear Foolish

We do not wish to make jokes about Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones' death and resurrection. But we do want John Kerry to learn his lesson. It's kind of WEIRD when you first hear about someone's death in one of...

REP. TUBBS JONES IN BAD SHAPE DEAD STILL IN BAD SHAPE HAS DIED: "Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones, D-Ohio, is reported to have suffered an aneurysm and is not expected to recover, according to CBS affiliate WOIO in Cleveland. WOIO...

John Warner Hospitalized