Tag: ice

Elizabeth Warren, We Love You So Fucking Much. You Are So Fucking Wrong Right Now.

You won't see us turning on Elizabeth Warren anytime soon, OR EVER. But let's have a family discussion!

ICE Has Come Up With New Ways To Culture Of Life All Over Pregnant Teens HOORAY

Just when you think ICE can't sink deeper than denying a kid access to healthcare, THEY FIND A WAY.

Radical ACLU Acts Like Undocumented Little Girl Still Human, Is That Even Allowed?

The ACLU is doing that 'justice' thing it's so fond of. Thank God.

ICE Clarifies It Never Arrests 10-Year-Olds At Hospitals, Except For Sometimes

ICE has rules, you know. And they'll bend them however they please.

SURRENDER, MANAFORT! Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 30, 2017

Mueller wants Manafort for Halloween, Paul Ryan and Trump's tax plan are up in the air, and DC is drowning in swamp monsters. Your morning news brief.

What Part Of ‘ILLEGAL’ Doesn’t 10-Year-Old Girl With Cerebral Palsy Understand?

First they came for the criminal aliens. Then they decided kids with severe disabilities are criminal aliens too.

Trump’s Immigration Crime Hotline Is Helping Snitches Get Stitches

The Trump administration's Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement hotline call log is searchable online, and that could be pretty dangerous.

Trump’s Team Can’t Stop Crash Landing. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 29, 2017

Puerto Rico gets worse, MOAR Trumpkin air traffic control, and Jared Kushner has an email problem! Your morning news brief.

Son of Zombie TrumpCare Dead (Again)… Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 27, 2017

TrumpCare dies (again), Jill Stein Facebook ads paid for in rubles, and brace yourself, the Trump Tax is coming.

Trump, Chuck, And Nancy Have DACA Dinner Date! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 14, 2017

Trump talks DACA with Dems, Trump-Russia twists in a new direction, and Notorious RBG nicetime! Your morning news brief!

Trump Tells DACA Kids To GTFO. Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 5, 2017

Trump tries to mean-tweet DACA, Congress doubles-down on Trump-Russia, and Obama wrote to Trump, but it had big words in it, so.

ICE Wants To Memory Hole All Immigrants Who Died In Detention — And Their Little Kids Too!

The Trump Administration seems to be out to actually erase undocumented immigrants -- or at least any evidence of their detention. A shitty post for your OPEN THREAD.
The Titan refugee program was a bad idea, we'll admit

Like A Good Neighbor, Mexico Is There! (Offer Void Where Trump Is President)

Mexico would like to teach the U.S. president something about how grown-up countries behave. Again.
Guy needs a monocle and a Persian cat

Disgraced Sheriff Joe Arpaio: Pardon Me, I’d Like To Be Senator

Maybe there's some openings at ICE?
Check their wallets first

Wrongly Held In ICE Jail For Three Years, Citizen? ZERO DOLLARS FOR YOU!

Don't worry, it's "entirely common!"

General Kelly’s Kind And Benevolent Deportation Force Running Fuckin’ AMOK

Why is anyone thrilled that this deportation-happy jerk is getting promoted?