Tag: hurricane irma

Donald Trump Appreciates The Congrats On Tremendous Job He’s Doing In Puerto Rico!

Puerto Rico is in crisis, and why is everyone being so mean to Donald Trump?

Trump On Puerto Rico: A Lot Of People Don’t Know About ‘Ocean’!

Donald Trump just learned what that big blue thing next to Mar-a-Lago is called, y'all.

Trump All GRRRR At Black People, For A Change. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 25, 2017

Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.

Marriott Really Doesn’t Understand This Whole ‘Boat Hero’ Thing

They could've been heroes, just for one day.

Milo Yiannopoulos Lied About Losing His House In Hurricane Irma Because #Jokes

Milo posted a picture of someone else's house that had been destroyed in the hurricane and claimed it was his own. Grifters gonna OPEN THREAD!

Donald Trump Could Give Two Shits About Mexican Earthquake, Hurricane, Like You’d Expect

Someone please send him to charm school.

The 58 Stupidest Cucking Things Steve Bannon Said On ’60 Minutes’

Does '60 Minutes' always interview people who had to go back to their high school jobs because they failed in the Big Boy World?

Irma Gives Trump A Sad. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 11, 2017

Devin Nunes is trying to hide the pee pee tape, the Tea Party doesn't want to help hurricane victims, and George Clooney HATES Steve Bannon. Your morning news brief.

Christian Prophetess Will Bat Hurricane Irma Away With Her Magic Scepter

Don't worry, Florida! Kat Kerr is ON IT.

Badass Little Girl With Robot Hand Is Most Valuable Pitcher Of ALL TIME BASEBALL HISTORY

You need a nice story. Read this nice story RIGHT NOW, MORANS.

Florida Sheriff Is Cat 5 Asshole

What Hurricane Irma really needs is a 'git tuff' sheriff aching for five minutes on Hannity.

All About Gay Cakes Bout Gay Cakes! Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 8, 2017

Senate Republicans don't want to touch ACA, Newt Gingrich plots his return, and Equifax gets hacked. Your morning news brief.

Florida Man: GET OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 7, 2017

Trump makes a deal, Obamacare repeal crawls back from the grave, and Steve Bannon hates Jesus.