Tag: hunter s. thompson

Trump Judge Pick Doesn’t Want To Give Impression He’s Some Kind Of Faggot

This racist birther freak DEFINITELY deserves a lifetime appointment to the federal bench.
Why are bad guys always captured in dirty sleeveless undershirts? WHY?

Sean Penn Farted On El Chapo, Lived To Tell The Tale

Of all the people we'd expect to be involved with the arrest of the world's most wanted international drug lord, "Sean Penn" was pretty low on the list, below "David Tennant" (but way above "Bill O'Reilly"). And yet Penn's...

Satanists Generously Offer To Build Monument Next To Oklahoma Statehouse’s 10 Commandments Display

In a move that pretty much says "I'll see your rhetorical question and raise you an ugly public monument," a group calling itself the "Satanic Temple" has offered to display a big ol' monument in honor of the Hornéd...

Hey Girl, Boy-Banders One Direction Gonna Make You Muslin All Night Long

Insane nutbag Debbie Schlussel, whose twitter bio reads like a mad libs experiment gone awry (she's a movie critic AND a cultural observer AND a writer AND a journalist AND a terrorism expert. SUCK ON THAT LIBTARDS), has expanded...

Old Handsome Joe Biden Just Messing With Us Now

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full...

Meghan McCain’s Bildungsroman Taking Shape

We're trying to ignore Meghan McCain for a while but come on, this is hot news! Her book will be more Hunter S. Thompson than Sarah Palin, okay. Does that line sound familiar? Because it's exactly what James Joyce...

Hunter Thompson Is Still Dead & America Is Still At War With Everything

Wonkette guest editor (and Reason sellout) Dave Weigel snuck into a screening of Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter Thompson last night, and reports that it's "funny and raw as hell," but spoiled by dirty liberal anti-Bush...

Leeches In The Family

When Hunter Met Sally