Tag: house republicans

2018 Midterm Madness: Democrats In Texas’ 7th Shooting Rockets Up John Culberson’s Lazy Ass.

John Culberson has friends in high places, and Democrats want to bring him back down to Earth.

House Prepares To ‘Cut’ Taxes By Killing Rule That Makes *Raising* Taxes Harder. (YOUR Taxes, Unless You’re A Millionaire)

Here's a big surprise: Republicans waiving a rule Republicans put in place to make raising taxes harder.

Trump Embraces His Inner Nixon. Wonkagenda for May 11, 2017

More Comey fallout, Trump meets with Russians, and TrumpCare is killing town halls. Your morning news brief!

BREAKING! House GOP Won’t Murder Obamacare Today, Will Wait Until Tomorrow Or Seven Years From Now

You'll be shocked to hear the House GOP failed again. You'll be shockeder to know it's your OPEN THREAD!

Paul Ryan Won’t Compete In Your Shallow Health Care Coverage Beauty Contest!

What is next, Honey Boo Boos, do you want tiaras for everyone too? SUBSIDIZED SPANX AND BODY GLITTER? Do you want the government to buy Vaseline for your teeth?

Only Seekers Pure Of Heart May Gaze Upon House GOP’s Sacred Obamacare Replacement!

Rand Paul tried. But Rand Paul failed.

House GOP Won’t Investigate Russia’s Own Michael Flynn, It’s Not Like He’s Hillary Clinton!

They just can't bear to investigate Mike Flynn, because he's not Hillary Clinton.

Jake Tapper Ain’t Havin’ NONE Of Kellyanne Conway’s Nonsense

BAD JOB AGAIN, KELLYANNE.
Get ready to be sick of winning

Donald Trump Saves Eight Congressional Ethics Jobs From Going To Mexico! (OR DOES HE?)

DEAR MEDIA: STOP GIVING DONALD TRUMP CREDIT FOR THINGS HE DIDN'T DO.

House Republicans Murder Congressional Ethics Office, Because They’re Already So Ethical

What, you don't trust Republicans to police themselves? PFFFFFFFT.

Donald Trump Will Totally Abandon His Business Empire, Ayup You Betcha, Sounds Legit To Us!

If you believe Trump, we've got a bridge to nowhere to sell you.
Huh. Usually it's the pants.

Donald Trump Goes Over Bigly With Republican Senators In ‘Dumpster Fire’ Of A Meeting

Donald Trump met with Senate Republicans Thursday, and only a few of them openly stuck out their tongues and went 'Thhpppppbbbbttt!' right in his face. Trumpmentum is clearly building.
You have GOT to be freaking kidding me.

Dammit, Loretta Lynch Won’t Put Hillary Clinton In Email Jail Either!

Probably because Hillary bribed her, ayup, that's the ticket, you bet.

House Republican Dingbats Find New Thing To Investigate, And It Is House Democrats!

Did you know the House Democrats' gun control sit-in was very rude and against the rules? Let's punish them!