Tag: house of representatives

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GOP Won’t Protect Robert Mueller, Because Of How Mitch McConnell Sucks Turtle Assholes

Who's selling his soul to destroy the Republic today? Oh hey, it's Mitch McConnell!

Happy 78th Birthday, Nancy Pelosi! Your Present Won’t Be Here Until November But It Is This Gavel

Let's end our day by recognizing Nancy Pelosi as the badass she is.

Kevin McCarthy Gives Trump Red And Pink Starbursts, Not The Other Colors, Those Are Shithole Starbursts

WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? KEVIN MCCARTHY IS A GOOD BOY!

Susan Collins So Mad Sexism Made Her Help Murder Your Healthcare

That word ... we do not think it means what she thinks it means.

ONE VOTE, ASSHOLES! ONE VOTE!

Democrats and liberals and all reasonable Americans: DO NOT MISS AN ELECTION EVER AGAIN.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Lying About Random Shit Again, GOP Tax Scam Edition

What's so galling about her bullshit is that it's SO EASILY DISPROVEN.

Fired Robert Mueller Investigator Thinks Trump Is Fuckin’ Idiot, Like All Patriotic Americans

Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!

Republicans Trying To Drown Elizabeth Warren’s Consumer Protection Bureau, Again, Because Why Not

Oh, look, the Republicans are doing more Class War at us!

Frank Luntz Could Be Dumbest Fuck On Earth If He Applied Himself

Frank Luntz has thoughts about the GA-06 special election. They are very bad thoughts.

We Will Have Karen Handel To Kick Around Anymore!

Turn that frown sort of sideways, let's see how that looks huh?

Congress Will Put All The Teen Sexters IN JAIL, Where They Obviously Belong!

The House of Representatives has passed a bill that could send teen sexters to jail for 15 YEARS.

FUCK YOU PAUL RYAN, FUCK YOU IN THE BOTTOM WITH A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL

LOL! Paul Ryan chit-chatted about how Putin might be paying Trump in June 2016! Haha funny!

Lazy Trump Already Gone For Weekend, Because He Doesn’t DO Fridays

Imagine if he had Hillary Clinton's work ethic. Wait no, don't imagine that.