Tag: hope hicks

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

Trump’s Very Good Brain DEMENTIA-SPLODES All Over ‘Fox & Friends’!

HOT DAMN, this interview!
EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt is in a heap of shit

Gee, Do You Think Scott Pruitt Might Be In Some Trouble? Who Can Ever Say.

We've reached the singularity of grift!

Corey Lewandowski Is Exactly As Dumb As He Looks

A listicle of things Corey Lewandowski should blame James Comey for next, in case he's feeling extra stupid today!

Shitmouth Strikes Again. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 30, 2018

Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.

Sad And Lonely Trump Misses His Old Wife-Beaty Friend Rob :(

WAAAAAAAAH, it's unfair that Rob Porter had to go away just because he beated all the wives.

Your Weekly Top Ten Says GO GET ‘EM, YOU BADASS GUN-GRABBIN’ MARCHIN’ KIDS!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

House Intel Republicans All Finished Pretending To Investigate Russia Now

Now Devin Nunes can just obstruct justice for Donald Trump full time! LOL just kidding he was already doing that.

Your Weekly Top Ten Can’t Believe That Sam Nunberg Shit Was Only Five Days Ago

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Gonna fuck you up!

Another Week, Another Million GUESS WHAT ROBERT MUELLER IS DOING Stories!

Fucking hell, we are already exhausted.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sleeping Right Now, Please Shut Up With Your So-Called ‘Breaking News’

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Everybody Wants To GTFO Of The Trump White House, So It Sucks How Big Lots Probably Won’t Hire Them

We wouldn't hire any of these fuckers either.

Big News Day For Hannity And Tucker Carlson! Scary Messicans, Hillary Clinton, And Some Mad Cracker

Fox really is covering a completely different planet.

Jeff Sessions Gets Ready For War. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 1, 2018

Trump still doesn't understand what an attorney general does, Jared Kushner offers jobs for huge bank loans, and Betsy DeVos protects the credit industry from poor students. Your morning news brief.

HOPE HICKS! HOPE! HOPE! HOPE! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? HOPE!

GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!

Hope Hicks, WHITE LIAR!

OHHHHHH Hope Hicks! What have you DONE?