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Happy Thanksgiving, Donald Trump! Ready For Robert Mueller To Stuff Your Turkey?

It's probably best to let him believe the Mueller investigation is almost over.

They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck

Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?

Two More Women For Moore. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 16, 2017

THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Jr. Seems Pretty Darn Proud Of His Russian WikiLeaks Sexts!

Oh Donald Trump Jr., please go to jail.

Let’s Read Carter Page’s Batshit Testimony Together, While Wonkette Liveblogs It!

COME SIT WITH WONKETTE AND HAVE STORY TIME.

Dadgummit, Did Jeff Sessions Fuck Himself With The Perjury Stick Again?

Wonkette has officially reached the point where we can no longer keep Jeff Sessions's lies straight.

Trump So Sad He Can’t Be Tinpot Dictator Like They Have In North Korea :(

He would LOVE to use the FBI and Justice Department to punish his political enemies but GRRRR STUPID CONSTITUTION AND RULE OF LAW.

Trump Begs LIDDLE’ BOB CORKER For More Spankings, And Corker Is Happy To Oblige!

Daycare staff at the White House called in sick today, apparently.

Jared Kushner’s Lawyer Can’t Wait To Fap To Jared’s* NAKED LEGO PORN EMAILS (*Not Jared’s)

Another day, another Trump family lawyer successfully prank-fucked by email!
How about 'I resign?' No reason, just checking.

WTF, Was Paul Manafort Spying ON THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN For Russia? WE HAVE NO IDEA

So which is it, Trump? Are you a victim dupe who got spied on? Or was all this nonsense Trump-approved?

What In Goshdarn Tarnation Is About To Drop In The Trump-Russia Investigation?

All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down?

Holy Shit, Just How Much Did Donald Trump Jr. Lie To The Senate Today?

Sounds like he lied A WHOLE FUCKIN' LOT.

White House Long Knives Out For Murkowski. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 27, 2017

GOP backs Sessions, SkinnyCare's chances are slim, and Zinke threatens Murkowski. Your morning news brief.