Tag: hope

Guys with beards this epic are either brilliant or fucking nuts

Arkansas Gentleman In Jail Just For Loving Bible Too Much, Threatening To Kill Seven Mayors

Guy who threatened seven mayors insisted that learning the 10 Commandments along with his ABCs made him the man he is today. Hmm.
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Read These Unterrible Things About Paris If You Want To Feel Better (And Live)

Earlier today, we brought you some of the inevitable political awfulness that hit the interwebs after the Paris attacks. We're Yr Wonkette; political awfulness is our stock in trade. But we also wanted to call your attention to a...

Idiot Nevada Rep Lady Will Wash That Cancer Right Outta Your Hair

We have absolutely no patience for dumb people who have special braindead ideas about how to cure cancer or AIDS or stubbed toes or anything else, so let us throw to the wolves (YOU, rabid Wonkette commenters!) Nevada Assemblywoman...

Annnd … Shepard Fairey Remixes His Obama-Hope Poster For #OWS

People of a certain age (22?) may remember a distinct feeling of hope back in 2008, when a certain candidate for president symbolized a hoped-for end to the pent-up anger, disappointment and disillusionment of the Bush Junior years, the...

10/15: America’s Global Day of Occupation Party Fun/Action

Hooray, the gazillionaires are too scared to bomb all the middle-class/working-class protesters with CIA drones, yet. And that means tomorrow, the Day of Action of October 15, should be very fun for everyone. Bring the kids, roll grandma...

Michelle Obama Suddenly a Feminist, Hosts Abortion-Themed Luncheon

Over the past few weeks it has become increasingly clear that Michelle Obama will be forever remembered as the "First Lady of Stealing Everybody's Money to Go on Vacation, Constantly and Without Remorse." This will not change, no matter...

Obama Back Trying To Trick People To Believe He Wants To Change Politics

Since kicking off his re-election bid with history's least enthusiastic campaign ad, Barack Obama is back on the campaign trail again, simultaneously presenting his dead-in-the-water deficit plan to the country and trying to get people excited to give him...

Libya and the Decline of American Military Power

It's nice (?) that President Obama is worried enough about the revolution in Libya to start an air war against Tripoli, we guess. But this might be the first time in Modern American History when nobody in America seems...

Tom Vilsack Fires Shirley Sherrod As the Summer of Firings Over Nothing Continues

<img src="http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/654005553_1946534.gif" class="right" width="250" alt="We <3 you Shirley! Keep being a great person!" title="We Yesteday, we linked to a dumb attempt by human poop-leech Andrew Breitbart to paint the NAACP as racist hypocrites. Wow, that certainly was silly! Everyone...

New Wonkette Writer Jack Stuef And Senator-Elect-to-Be Alvin Greene: Hopey Change You Can Believe In

If you have been checking the authors of posts on your Wonkette this week -- and you have, because writers know that everybody pays a lot of attention to bylines -- you will have noticed there is a new...

South Carolina Democratic Party’s Rising Star Faces Challenge To His Glorious Primary Result

Charleston City Councilman Vic Rawl announced today that he's officially filing a protest against the results of last Tuesday's Democratic U.S. Senate primary in South Carolina, which was a landslide victory for mentally unstable unemployed accused-sex-offender Alvin Greene, who...

Late Show Liveblogging Barack’s Big Night

The night 'o liveblogging continues with this, your post-post Obama semi-State of the Union liveblog. And how about that Bobby Jindal? Sunday School will never be the same, right? (GOOD THING ADULTS DON'T GO TO SUNDAY SCHOOL.) What a...

ANCIENT SEX LIZARD MAKES BABIES: A gruesome, century-old cancer-ridden basilisk in New Zealand somehow impregnated another monster, and 11 baby Cockatrice hatched on Monday. Change is here!

Iconic Hopey Picture Just Some Old Reuters Shot Flipped Around

There has apparently been a raging mystery over the source of the SERIOUS Barack Obama photo in that HOPE poster we've all seen so many times that the only logical reaction, now, is to give the same Soviety red-blue...

Behold The Alaskan Hope Bear

We have finally solved a great mystery here at Wonkette International Headquarters! We kept seeing these insane commercials on the teevee, with Beyoncé encouraging us to upgrade to digital cable while she writhed around in golden garbs and held...

Say Nope To Dopes and Ugh To Thugs

Here is a fun parody of the beloved hopey Obama poster, but look, they made the word different!