Tag: homeland security

They look pretty dangerous all right

Trump Has HAD IT With All These Refugees Making America Great The Wrong Way

Guess we don't...have...to care about refugees. (Don't have to care about refugees!)

Trump And Jeff Sessions Just Took A Tiki Torch To DACA

This was nothing more than a love letter to the same Nazi white supremacists who marched through Charlottesville.

Donald Trump Prepares To Deport Our Best, Keep The Nazis

DACA recipients get Trump-punted.

ICE Wants To Memory Hole All Immigrants Who Died In Detention — And Their Little Kids Too!

The Trump Administration seems to be out to actually erase undocumented immigrants -- or at least any evidence of their detention. A shitty post for your OPEN THREAD.

General Kelly’s Kind And Benevolent Deportation Force Running Fuckin’ AMOK

Why is anyone thrilled that this deportation-happy jerk is getting promoted?

Kellyanne Conway Has Fun With Words! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 13, 2017

Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.

Louisiana Republican Fails Auschwitz 101: Never Record Political Videos In A Gas Chamber

How Not To Comport Yourself At Auschwitz.

Team Trump Would Like To Deport State Department. What Could Go Wrong?

This thing might not happen. If it did, it would be really stupid. So maybe we should bet it'll happen.

Obama’s Homeland Security Chief Says Russia Fucked Us HARD, Y’all

How many states did they target? ALL OF THEM KATIE? How many state election systems did DHS audit? Um, about that.

Guess Sheriff David Clarke Will Only Kill People In Milwaukee, Not Whole Country, Darn.

We probably haven't heard the last of David Clarke, especially if there's a TV camera within 20 miles.
She's got to be thrilled by this

Homeland Security Neutralizes Another Threat To America: Parents Of American Citizens

If the parents are deported, what happens to their citizen kids? That's their problem.

Are Georgia Voting Machines Secure? Frankly, My Dear, They Don’t Give a Damn

Georgia's voting systems could be at risk. Fortunately, the state has taken strong action to tell critics to shut up.

‘Trump Not Under Investigation’ No Longer Operative. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 15, 2017

Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.

Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017

Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!

Well, ‘Voting’ Was Fun While It Lasted!

Thank goodness someone's getting to this vital nonexistent problem.