It's another heapin' helpin' of Deleted Derp, fresh from the comment mines of Wonkette.
All the feels, man.
But Donald Trump thought doing bombs would make him presidential. :(
Time may not be a flat circle, but Earth definitely is. Or maybe a triangle.
He also has a secret study that will prove abortions are reversible! It will come out 'soon.'
Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!
MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!
Who among us hasn't accidentally denied the Holocaust OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT FUCKING NONE OF US HAVE DONE THAT.
The astonishing TRUTH will truly astonish you!
Let's watch as the 'Morning Joe' kids realize that Steve Bannon is really bad, like for real.
The media is being so very unkind to the Trump regime!
Donald Trump has no friends and his wife won't even move to DC with him, so he's SOOOOO BORED.
We feel dirty for even writing this post.
LOL THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
What, you don't want to live there? There's totally a Starbucks in the lobby.
Sarah Palin thinks a common euphemism for vagina is also the Marines' battle cry.