Tag: hillary clinton health

REMINDER: Doctors Examining Trump’s Shithole Today At Walter Reed

BAD NEWS, AMERICA: They're not checking his brain.
No one can handle the truth about Hillary's illness!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Michael Savage Is Much SMRTR Than U Libertard Itiots!

We had no idea Michael Savage still had such passionate fans. Unhinged, sure, but the passion surprised us.

Trump Creeper Roger Stone: After Debate, Hillary Was Whisked Offstage, Put On Life Support

The Make-Things-Up-o-Sphere has a new twist on Hillary Clinton's debate performance: She barely survived the debate, then had to be connected to an oxygen tank immediately after.
Captain Kerk! I will be quik, mersssifull, misspelld and in ALL CAPS!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Wonkette’s Reptilian Hybrids Write Horrific Pieces Of Gruel

We keep learning fascinating things from our Deleted Commenters, who this week inform us we're lizard people. And here we thought we were furries.

Donald Trump Flirts With Appearance Of Decency In Reaction To Hillary Clinton’s Death Pneumonia

Donald Trump pivoted to only being halfway horrible about Hillary Clinton's pneumonia. So presidential!

Hillary Clinton Has Brain Pneumonia, Trump Demands To Be Sworn In Immediately

Hillary Clinton has a touch of the bubons, but she's getting better.
The bowl of petunias only said, 'Oh no, not again.'

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Hey, Libturds, A Jar Of Pickles Is Not A Medical Exam!

In which our deleted commenters treat a comedy sketch like the Zapruder film. We can hardly wait for the Dinesh D'Souza feature-length documentary on Picklegate.

Sad ‘Real World’ Republican Gets Laughed At On CNN At For Being Gullible Truther Idiot

Hello! And welcome to the world we live in now, in which reality television stars become politicians and it's not weird to go around publicly admitting belief in bizarre conspiracy theories! And where those things are often combined! What...

What Is Hillary Clinton Dying From Today?

She is dying of all the things, and all the things are dying of her, UNFORTUNATELY.