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Why Not Just Put The Immigrant Kids Ripped From Their Parents In Manzanar?

What about all those FEMA reeducation camps Obama was going to imprison patriots in? Could put the kids there.

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

Scott Pruitt Just Trying To Kill You Is All

Gosh, who'd have thought reorienting the EPA to help industry could have unfortunate effects?

World On Fire. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 15, 2018

Mike Pence's shadow campaign, no peace in the Middle East, and Trump's Chinese theme park. Your morning news brief.

LOLOL GIULIANI HAHA WHOOPS. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 3, 2018.

Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief.

Tom Price Sad GOP Killed Obamacare Mandate, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

We're not saying he set fire to a bridge then whispered 'Bridge Out' as a bus drove by. But we're not saying he wouldn't.

Government Misplaced 1,500 Refugee Kids. Is That Bad?

America's getting so great we hardly recognize the place anymore.

Donald Trump Having A VERY Bad Day. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 10, 2018

WITCH HUNT! ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE IS DEAD! FOAM FOAM RABID BAT FOAM!

On A Scale Of One To Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Wonkagenda For Wed., March 28, 2018

Robert Mueller wants to keep his snitches in jail, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots some lies about the census, and Sacramento is going to see some UNREST. Your morning news brief.

Trump Admin Wants Your Teenager To Get Pregnant Again

If the federal government has an interest in preventing teen pregnancies, they should be obligated to listen to experts.

Storm A-Comin’. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 7, 2018

Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.

Trump Family Planning Strategy Will Have All Your 16-Year-Olds Pragnet IN NO TIME!

On the other hand, this may be great news for Bayer.
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Trump Just Let Insurers Cut You Off In The Middle Of Chemo. Again.

Oh look, more Trump Obamacare fuckery. Who woulda guessed?

CDC Director Just Can’t Quit Addiction To Cigarette Money, But Can Quit The CDC!

A rare outbreak of ethics from Trump's Health and Human Services. Once they got caught.