What about all those FEMA reeducation camps Obama was going to imprison patriots in? Could put the kids there.
Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.
Gosh, who'd have thought reorienting the EPA to help industry could have unfortunate effects?
Mike Pence's shadow campaign, no peace in the Middle East, and Trump's Chinese theme park. Your morning news brief.
Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief.
We're not saying he set fire to a bridge then whispered 'Bridge Out' as a bus drove by. But we're not saying he wouldn't.
America's getting so great we hardly recognize the place anymore.
WITCH HUNT! ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE IS DEAD! FOAM FOAM RABID BAT FOAM!
Robert Mueller wants to keep his snitches in jail, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots some lies about the census, and Sacramento is going to see some UNREST. Your morning news brief.
If the federal government has an interest in preventing teen pregnancies, they should be obligated to listen to experts.
Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.
On the other hand, this may be great news for Bayer.
Oh look, more Trump Obamacare fuckery. Who woulda guessed?
Begun this healthcare war has.
A rare outbreak of ethics from Trump's Health and Human Services. Once they got caught.
What could go wrong?