Tag: heritage foundation

Facebook Wants To Let The Heritage Foundation Decide What’s News

Guess who's gonna fix 'bias' at Facebook???
The cross flag lapel pin is a nice touch.

Kris Kobach Shits Bed Again On Kansas Vote Trial’s Fourth Day. Really, Just All The Shit

Oh lord this man is an incompetent schmuck.

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.

Trump’s Fraudulent Voting Commission Accidentally Got Some Democrat On Itself

If you let sane people on the commission, it might not come up with the crazy recommendations you want.

White House Worried Dems Will Do ‘Obstruction’ On Judicial Nominees. Here’s Hoping!

Democrats obstructing Donald Trump's judicial nominees? Now there's an idea we can get behind.

Mick Mulvaney? He’s This Dick. Your Wonkagenda For Wed., May 3, 2017

Mick Mulvaney is a real asshole, TrumpCare is under the weather, and the Heritage Foundation flushes Jim DeMint. Your morning news brief!

Oh, Jeff Sessions Met With Russian Ambassador During Campaign, Then Lied? Is That A Big Deal?

Got popcorn? You're going to want popcorn.

Trump’s Supreme Court Pick Says Trump Being A Real Dick To That One Judge

Is Neil Gorsuch trying to get his nomination withdrawn?

Trump Spending Cuts Gonna Do Austerity To Us, And It Is Going To Be AWESOME!

Well at least we'll all have the Kingdom of Heaven.

Bob Dole Stands Erect For Taiwan; Firmness Achieved By All This Money On The Nightstand

Congratulations to Bob Dole on achieving a hard position on U.S.-Taiwan relations and keeping it up so long.

Tom DeLay Has Hot New Consulting Firm Starring Tom DeLay

So, have you been dying to know what Tom DeLay has been up to these days? Hey, wait! Get back here. Just pretend you've been thinking about The Hammer aka The Exterminator aka The Indicted then Appealed then Exonerated aka The...
People with disabilities should just knock it off and stop faking

Sen. Tom Cotton Knows ‘Disabled’ Fakers Spending Your Tax Moneys On Drugs

Arkansas Sen. Tom Cotton returned to one of the Great Republican Myths the other day, suggesting the Social Security Disability program is not merely full of fakes and cheaters, but might actually cause economic decline and drug abuse. In...
Don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no national healthcare

Mitt Romney Quite Pleased With His Swell National Romneycare Program, Oh Goodness Yes

You may recall this fella Mitt Romney who ran for president in 2012 on a platform of getting rid of Obamacare. It was a terrible, terrible idea, he said, that stole people's freedom of choice, was sure to ruin...
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It’s Sunday Funday At The Wonkette, Let’s Sit Next To Each Other And Talk Sh*t About People

Happy Sunday, Wonketariat! We hope this love note finds you fat and happy. We should take a moment before we go get ACTUAL brunch, to do internet brunch gossip about the Most Popular Stories of the week. You all were all...
Lesbian and/or baby-killer

Heritage Foundation: Gay Marriage Will Make All The Gross Spinsters Kill Their Babies. It’s Math!

According to the Heritage Foundation's (LOL) "digital-first, multimedia news platform," The Daily Signal, if the Supreme Court crams gay-marriage down our throats, as it is totally gonna do in June, that will make even more women do abortions. FACT....

Obama Proposes Free Community College; Will Terrify Wingnuts With Educated Populace

Now here's a nice thing if you're into "education" and "free stuff," which of course you are, because you're an over-educated socialist liberal. President Obama is heading to Tennessee today to announce a program that would provide qualified students...