Tag: heritage

Dumb Virginia Democrat Doesn’t Even Want To Own Slaves! What A Idiot!

It's about Stupid, not Hate. It's also about YOUR OPEN THREAD!

Racists And History Nerds Join Forces To Save New Orleans Confederate Treasures

We reported last week that the New Orleans City Council had voted to grind the city's confederate monuments down to a fine dust and force pig turd racists to snort them for a Festivus miracle. OK maybe it didn't vote for...
Time to put that sucker out

South Carolina Removes Confederate Treason Flag That U.S. House Republicans Can’t Quit

It took 13 hours of debate and disposing of a boatload of dumb amendments designed to slow down the process, but the South Carolina House of Representatives finally voted -- at 1 AM Eastern Thursday -- to remove the...
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Wingnuts React To Charleston Church Shooting With Thoughtful Gravitas We’ve Come To Expect

Our headline is a flat-out lie. Wednesday night in Charleston, a white gunman identified as Dylann Storm Roof allegedly sat and prayed with black churchgoers at a bible study for an hour, and then opened fire, killing nine people, including...

Congratulations Texans, Come Get Your Racist License Plates!

Guns Up, Hook 'Em Horns, Gig 'Em, Aggies, &c., the proud Americans of Texas now have the GOD-GIVEN RIGHT to put the flag of a racist, treasonous army from Virginia on their license plates! Please tell us about this...

Heritage Foundation Notes Food Stamps Given To Stupid College Grads Who Picked Wrong Major Like German Or Not Business

From excessive drinking to being high pretty much all the time to a wardrobe consisting of only pajamas, blogging college sure is a rockin good time. And, it helps you get a job that pays money, which enables you...

Heritage Action Encourages GOP to Stop Doing Their Jobs

Earlier this week, the Heritage Foundation's political activist arm, Heritage Action, actually gave some sound advice to GOP congressional leadership: "Don't legislate," Heritage Action said. We paraphrase: "Just go on ahead and stir up stupid asinine scandals about nothing,...

Thinkers Contemplate the Future of Conservatives, Unions, and Cell Phone Service

Tuesday, March 30: It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that the Heritage Foundation has created a lecture series in honor of the terrible bigot Jesse Helms, and it really shouldn’t come as surprise to anyone that...

Thinkers Go After Women, Minorities and Babies

Tuesday, March 16: Our President and savior Barack Obama may actually be an incarnation of the long dead and often celebrated Jesus of Christian mythology, but the Brookings Institution is nonetheless convinced that religion was left out of the...

Man’s Multiple Needs Are Just Too Much For Thinkers

Tuesday, February 23: That Obama, he's not trying to protect America from terrorism, why would he do that? Democrats don't believe in safety, nor do they worship torture rock-star John Yoo, and this is very problematic. They want everyone...

Thinkers Remind Us Why All That Matters Is How You Interpret Things

Tuesday, February 2: Last week we learned that corporations are more like people than actual people are, and on Tuesday the Cato Institute will tell us why the decision is a victory for those of us who secretly wish...

Thinkers Employ John McCain To Explain Why War Is Great

Monday, December 14: Obama now has his very own Doctrine! Hooray! And it's here just in time for Christmas! But that's not good enough for the New America Foundation. They want to know where it came from, if it...

Thinkers State the Obvious

Tuesday, December 1: Contemplating large expenditures after they've been implemented -- it's the American way. The Urban Institute considers if the government is actually capable of stimulating economic mobility, $750 billion dollars later. Wednesday, December 2: The media cares...

Thinkers Poke Each Other While Crying For The Insurance Companies

Monday, October 19: If all goes according to plan, soon America will be made in China. The New America Foundation divulges how the two countries have in fact become one.  Tuesday, October 20: Now that everyone is...

Thinkers Disclose The Truth About Sex: Babies For Everyone

Thursday, October 15: In celebration of Columbus Day, Libertarians weigh the pros and cons of using smallpox blankets in Afghanistan. Thursday, October 15: Did you know that "today's sex ed programs serve to perpetuate liberal lies...

Thinkers Disclose Why Afghanistan Needs Wal-Mart

Wednesday, September 23: Boo hoo California's broke. Half of its population has been laid off, the other half may be paid eventually, and basically no one there can find a job. Can AEI save California or should we...