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Trump’s Healthcare E.O.: If You Like Your Doctor, You Can Buy A Lotto Ticket

How bad is it? Pretty goddamned bad.

Donald Trump: We Must Destroy Obamacare To Save Henry Kissinger

Arguing that we can't make a war criminal pay more for insurance isn't really very persuasive.
No Hue! Hue!

Ken Burns Loves The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning: A Wonkette Documentareview!

Of course it's brilliant. Of course you're going to watch it. Here's why.

Trump Embraces His Inner Nixon. Wonkagenda for May 11, 2017

More Comey fallout, Trump meets with Russians, and TrumpCare is killing town halls. Your morning news brief!

TrumpCare Rises Again! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 21, 2017

Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!

Hillary Clinton’s Emails Totally Colin Powell’s Fault, Why Does Colin Powell Hate America?

Colin Powell advised Hillary to use her own private emails, and he probably did Benghazi too.

Wonkagenda: Friday, August 19, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW

Why Can’t Man-Baby Donald Trump Use Nuclear Weapons, WHY WHY WHY??? A Wonksplainer

Trump reportedly asked a foreign policy expert THREE TIMES IN ONE HOUR why he's not allowed to nuke everything. THREE TIMES.
"i got a job! beep boop"

Uber Diversifying Its Force Of Independent Robot Contractors

In its quest to be the largest company without a single "employee," Uber outsourced security at one of its San Francisco parking lots to a 300 pound egg-shaped robot. Silicon Valley startup Knightscope created this creepy albino conebot as an...

A One Hundred Percent Trumpless Appreciation Of Elie Wiesel, RIP

Because that Star of David bullshit can wait till tomorrow.
The 70s were so weird.

Politico Wins The Morning With Some Henry Kissinger Knob-Gobbling

Withered garden gnome Henry Kissinger got himself a nice little write-up in Politico the other day. The thrust of the knob-swabbing was that even at his nursing home-appropriate age of 91, visits to his consulting office to kiss the...
Are we sure Randy Newman didn't write that song?

Fine, Here Is Your Big Colbert Report Farewell Number

Stephen Colbert did his very last show last night, and while it couldn't possibly top the majesty and brilliance of the Seinfeld finale, it also didn't close out the series with a clip show, either. After a fun "The Word"...
You'll believe a man can be slimy

Watch Harry Shearer Dick Nixon — Before He Dicks You (Video)

If you're any kind of liberal at all -- and as a Wonkette reader, you're the very best kind of liberal, because you're immune to cheap flattery -- you hold a special, very dark place in your heart for...

Did Bilderberg Monsters Just Crown Mitt Romney Your Next Leader?

Hot rumors suggest that Mitt Romney may have been in attendance at last weekend's top secret Bilderberg enclave in Virginia, where he may or may not have been anointed America's next ruler by the world leaders of government, finance,...

‘Swinging Single’ Dr. Henry Kissinger Reduced To Getting All His Action From TSA

It seems the TSA has taken a break from the hard work of molesting babies and congressmen and little girls with degenerative spinal diseases and poor Geraldo Rivera, and has turned its attentions instead to actually dangerous old men....

Who Is Really The Hottest Media Type In D.C.?

Local media insider blog FishbowlDC for the past few weeks has been holding its annual "Hottest Media Types" competition and yesterday, after 512 nominations, intense voting, you name it, they announced the winners. And WOW, we knew the Washington...