Tag: hawaii

Bubba Sessions Appalled Some Hula-Dancin’ Foreign Judge Thinks He Can Boss Trump Around

Next those Hawaii folks will be claiming people born there are eligible to be president.

Stupidest Man On Internet: Obama Made Hawaii Judge Kill The Muslim Ban. Impeach?

If Jim Hoft had worked the 9/11 investigation, he'd have gotten Charles Lindbergh convicted.

Christopher Steele Returns! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 8, 2017

Wikileaks takes another dump, Christopher Steele returns, and it's International Women's Day! Your morning news brief!

Screw It, Let’s Watch Barack Obama Kite-Surfing Wet And Half-Nekkid

He deserves every damn second of vacation he wants to take. Also, it's your open thread!
He IS Justice!

Oh God, Joe Arpaio

Sheriff Joe proves ONCE AND FOR ALL that Obummer's fake birth certificate is F-A-K-E. Just kidding, he does not.
Also, he doesn't have a good American-sounding name like 'Castellanos'

Trump Idiot: Something Seem *Different* About This Obama Fella To You Guys?

Gosh, that Barack Obama sure is a mystery. He's definitely a citizen, but is he really *American*?

Under Strict Terms Of Pact With Satan, Donald Trump Still Can’t Say Obama Born In USA

A grudging recognition of reality is not the kind of thing you just rush into.

Wonkagenda: Friday, August 26, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Richard Blumenthal shows you his Pokemans, Brian Schatz hangs loose

Your Senate Sunday: Connecticut And Hawaii Just Blued Themselves!

Let's take a look at a couple of safe Democratic Senate seats for a change. Also, an incumbent who was once falsely accused of sheep diddling.
This is a big dumbfuck deal

Ex-Trumper Corey Lewandowski Revives Birther Nonsense, As If Week Weren’t Stupid Enough Already

CNN's Corey Lewandowski did a great job of defending his former boss, Donald Trump, from Barack Obama's assessment that Trump is unfit for office. How? By asking where the hell Obama's birth certificate is.

Dumb Obama Can’t Even Make Friendship Bracelets, What’s He Good For?

Obama says making friendship bracelets is tougher than registering to vote, PFFFFFFT.
That might explain a lot, actually

Trump’s Top Christian Dude Stopped A Tsunami By Yelling At It One Time, No Lie

Donald Trump's "liaison on Christian policy," Frank Amedia, is a powerful man of God who does faith healings on TV (offscreen, at least), and kept the 2011 jJapanese tsunami from hurting anyone. In Hawaii.

Hawaii Gonna Grab All Your Guns And Put Them In FEMA Camps

The beautiful island state of Hawaii may be the first state to put gun owners in a FEDERAL DATABASE...just like common car drivers.
Obama's magazine cover JUST KIDDING LOL

In Honor Of Saturday’s Democratic Caucuses, Here Are Some Nakey Pics Of Obama

MADE YOU LOOK. Barack Obama still hasn't accepted our prayer request to do a nakey-time sexy shoot, preferably alongside his new pal Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. But we'll try to give you some O goodness in this post, right...