Tag: hate crime

Austin Bomber Blows Self Up

Somehow, the Russia investigation didn't distract the FBI from finding this guy.

Austin Bomber May Or May Not Be White Supremacist Dickhole But We’re Guessing He Is

What's a little domestic terrorism between friends?

Behold! BernieCare For All! Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 13, 2017

Bernie intro's Medicare for all, Trump-Russia gets stranger, and Dave Brat throws a tantrum. Your morning news brief!

Asshole ‘Patriot’ Who Threatened Muslim Couple Cries Real Tears After Arrest

This man is very sad about getting caught doing a hate crime. Why didn't anyone ever help him?

Bodyguard For ‘Alt-Right’ Moron Stabbed In Brawl By ‘Armenian Gangsters’ Who Hate White Dudes. Sure.

'Armenian gangsters' is probably not the next big hit from David Simon.

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
Doing much better now

Jerk Lady Guilty Of Trying To Make Somali Woman Speak English By Hitting Her In Face With Beer Mug

Thank goodness irrational fear of foreigners doesn't lead to tragic results.

Sorry, Hate-Crimers, You Can’t Use ‘Donald Trump Told Me To Beat Up Foreigns’ As A Defense

If you can't say Donald Trump inspired your hate crime, what has become of Justice?
That's one Ugly American there

Donald Trump Fanboy Can’t Believe Univision Anchor Even Allowed In White People’s America

So here's a charming addendum to Tuesday night's Donald Trump presser in Dubuque, Iowa, when the Human Flannel Moth deported Univision news anchor Jorge Ramos for being out of line. Once Ramos was out in the hallway, an as-yet...
Leadership fail

Nikki Haley Did Her One Good Thing, Back To Being Coward Now

While people are so busy clap-clapping for South Carolina's Republican governor, who finally and quite reluctantly called for the removal of the Confederate flag from the state capitol, they might want to take a brief intermission to note just...
Sad Ann Coulter is sad

Won’t Some Nice White Person Please Give Ann Coulter A Hug?

Ann Coulter is not doing so well. It's been a rough ride for the original Blonde Conservative Chick, who's looking a little past her pull date, if you know what we mean. (We'd apologize for sounding sexist and ageist,...
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Republicans Decide Time Has Come To Take Sorta Brave Stand Against Confederate Flag

Seems like only yesterday, Republicans were afraid to follow in the footsteps of Mitt Romney and tell South Carolina to take down its Confederate flag. Who's to say the flag is hate, not heritage? (Everyone.) And now isn't the...
You can trust him, he's a doctor

RINO Ben Carson Nukes Own Chances At GOP Nomination, Declares Racism Not Over

Uh oh. Is Dr. Ben Carson, beloved hero to right-wingers who love when a black man assures them it's OK to hate President Barack Blackity-Black Obama, and Obamacare is the worst thing since slavery, about to be escorted from...

Ted Cruz Tells Another Appropriate Well-Timed Joke, This Time About Guns Ha Ha Ha

Hoo boy, that Ted Cruz sure is a funny guy. While he is too big a coward to take a position on the Confederate flag and whether it should continue to fly on the grounds of South Carolina's state...
Time to put that sucker out

GOP Candidates On Confederate Flag Ranked, From Yellow To Romney

You wouldn't think calling for the removal of the Confederate flag from the grounds of South Carolina's state capitol would be a difficult thing to do, especially for those who believe they are bold and brave enough to be...
First they came for the biathletes and I said nothing...

Lindsey Graham Says Being Confederate Loser Racists Is Just Part Of Who We Are, Y’all

Southern gentleman Lindsey Graham would like all y'all to kindly leave his state of South Carolina and its proud heritage alone. Sure, some people think it's despicable that the Confederate freak flag still flies over the state capitol --...