Tag: handcuffs

Nobody’s Defending Asshole Nurse-Assaulting Utah Cop… Except Assholes At ‘Daily Caller’

Cops will surely learn from this horrific incident. They'll learn to have more body cam 'malfunctions.'

So Now We’re Arresting Nurses For ‘Upholding The Constitution.’ Nice Job, Cops!

Cop wants blood sample from unconscious accident victim. Nurse explains he can't have blood sample, and why. Cop busts nurse for gettin' mouthy.
You can tell he's a thug from a shady neighborhood.

Black Middle-Schooler Charged With ‘Stealing’ Free Milk From Lunch Line, For Some Reason

A Virginia middle-schooler was charged with larceny and suspended from school after a cop accused him of 'stealing' a 65-cent carton of milk that he was entitled to have as part of his free school lunch. Franz Kafka would be proud.

Living Nightmare Nancy Grace Will Sell You Handcuff Bracelets For Abused Children

Did you know that shrieking harpy-at-law Nancy Grace has a store where she sells Nancy Grace-related things? Do those things match up with Grace's hellscape dystopia view of the world? Of course! Take, for instance, this lovely handcuff necklace...

This Freaky-Deaky Priest For Pope

We do a lot of joshing with the Catholic Church, mostly because we do not particularly care for how Pope Nazi personally defrocked Jean-Bertrand Aristide, or the way he treats nuns (WE LOVE NUNS), or the protection racket the...