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FBI So Sorry Its Agents Lied About That Gross Hair Evidence For All Those Years

Were you a defendant in a criminal case between 1970-2000? (You probably were.) Was it a serious crime in which prosecutors tried to match your hair to one at a crime scene? And did they use an FBI forensics expert...

Christian School Just Wants Black Girl’s Hair To Be Less Black, What Is So Wrong With That? (Updated)

(Nice-Time Update! See end of post) Will you just look at that smiling discipline problem right there? The adorable miscreant is Vanessa VanDyke, a student at Faith Christian Academy in Orlando, whose parents asked the school to intervene after...

You Fools! You Will Not Love Your Precious Wendy Davis Anymore Once You Find Out Her Terrible Secret!

Uh oh, you guys. A blogger has found out some REAL BAD SHIT about your precious "heroine" Wendy Davis. You are going to need to sit down when you realize what a terrible, evil faker the Texas state senator...

Radical New Political Strategy: Not Looking Like A God-Damned Clown

Some Republican nobody running for Senate in Missouri has stopped wearing his shockingly awful toupee, for "transparency." Also, if the photos above can be believed, he has also stopped dressing like a Old West brothel owner. Still...

Oh Noes Sarah Palin Got Assaulted By Sam Donaldson’s Wig Maker!

If you ever needed proof that Sarah Palin is totally going bald, feast your eyes upon this confection, courtesy of the Roadside Mulletry and House Of Hair Hats.

Meghan McCain On Meghan McCain’s Hair And What Meghan McCain’s Hair Really Says About YOU

Last week sometime, Meghan McCain heard that Tyra Banks talked about hair on The Tyra Banks Show. Talking about... hair, Meg thought. Why, I have hair! I can talk about hair, except instead of talking about Tyra Banks or...

Stephen Colbert And Obama Haircut Pr0n

Here, kiddies. Masturbate to this Friday Liberal Pornography while we look for some "real news" to make fun of.

Is Sarah Palin Going Bald?

What is up with this alarmingly bang-less Palin hairdo, over here? Is it not a trifle wig-like? And there's something familiar about that mouth ... AUUGH SARAH PALIN IS RUDY GIULIANI.

Queens Hair Salon Gives That Perfect Look In Time For ‘War on Christmas’ Season

Okay so we've got a couple of "citizin" slobs, the British foot-baller, and a child prostitute all looking like greaseballs from Hollywood, intentionally. Oh and of course, a blond psychopath from the Fox channel. Working-class Wonkette Operative "Bill M."...

A Children’s Treasury Of Cartoons Featuring Rod Blagojevich’s Hair

By the Comics CurmudgeonLet's just get it out there: Rod "Blago" Blagojevich has awesome hair. Sure, it may be a sign of some crippling psychological disorder, but it's a symbol of Rod "The Blag Man" Blagojevich's virility and stature,...

Mike Murphy Throws Straight Talk Express Under The Bus

Mike Murphy is this Republican guy with crazy hair like Bozo the Clown would have, if Bozo the Clown had very fine straight hair and wasn't dead. Whenever Mike Murphy shows up on Meet the Press he is wearing...