Tag: h.r. mcmaster

Babysitters Club Tricks Whinyass Tittybaby President Into Only Blowing Up *Half* Of Iran Deal

So, how bad is Donald Trump fucking up the Iran deal? Let's fuckupsplore!

Former Intelligence Director James Clapper Won’t Stop Worrying And Love The Trump

Should we worry that a fucking idiot with an unstable temper has the nuclear codes? Not if we drink enough.

Breitbart Weeping Salty Tears About Weak, Pathetic, Flip-Flopping President Trump

It's not that we think expanding the war in Afghanistan is so great. It's that we enjoy laughing at Breitbart.

Donald Trump Gonna Win Afghanistan War By WINNING! No Other Details Available

Donald Trump lays out bold plan for strategic vagueness.

Farewell, Steve Bannon, You Malevolent Shit Monster! May You Stub Your Big Toe On Your Way Out!

Stinky jizz-encrusted Nazi trashfire Steve Bannon doesn't have to go home, but he can't stay in the White House.

Is Donald Trump FINALLY Ready To Impeach President Steve Bannon? About Fucking Time If True!

Bannon's job is reportedly in big trouble mister, but he always seems to have a way of squirreling himself back into Trump's good graces.
'The Third of May 1808' by Francisco de Goya

Of Course Trump Loves This Fucking Bonkers NSC Memo Calling For Civil War

Let's really, really hope this is the most insane thing you read about today.

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Glenn Greenwald

We're pretty sure Glenn Greenwald thinks the American 'Deep State' is worse than Pol Pot. YEAH BUDDY.

General Kelly Really Getting Trump’s Rage-Tweets Under Control, LOL #JOKES

President Fuck-Bonkers was up bright and early, doing the hard work of playing on Twitter.

Very Sane Trump Mob Demands Total Muslim Jew Globalist H.R. McMaster’s Head On Stick

Looks Like Trump is sending his staff into the Thunderdome again.

H.R. McMaster Fires NSC Staffer For Being Too Breitbarty Even For Trump Administration

Funny how these Breitbart loons keep turning up in the administration, huh?

Would Someone Please Tell Donald Trump Why We’ve Been In Afghanistan For 17 Years?

Did you know the Russians were there, too? Wonder how that went.

Donald Trump Really Hopes Manila Casino Attack Was Terrorism, Because He Loves Terrorism!

Donald Trump probably jumped the gun on calling an attack in Manila terrorism. But if he guessed right, that proves he's a genius.

Trump Tries To Burn This Mother Down. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 2, 2017

Trump tried to drop Russian sanctions, President Kushner can't get his story straight, and Not America is pissed about the Paris accords. Your morning news brief!

Sean Spicer’s Press Briefing Went Well Today

Better luck next time, Spicey. If there even IS a next time. Your OPEN THREAD!