Tag: guns

There Is A Problem When We Can’t Keep Track Of The School Shootings

This isn't what we hope for, no.
When your only tool is a GE M134 Minigun, every problem looks like confetti

House Finally Does Something About Guns: Makes Them More Easily Available

The answer my friends, is always more guns.
'S okay, he's a nice demon like Anya.

Barack Obama Seizing 4,000 Guns — From Beyond The Grave!

You don't really expect a background check to check backgrounds, do you?

Gun People Making Me Look Bad Again

I'm a gun owner and NOT AN IDIOT. It's not that hard!

Supreme Court Won’t Let Gun Humpers Have Any Fun At All :(

The Supreme Court still allows some restrictions on guns? What is this, Stalin's Germany in 1984?
Look at all those magazines! Or are they clips?

Dems Introduce Assault Weapons Ban, Because Fuck Your Guns Is Why

Get ready for the geniuses asking if we want to ban CARS, TOO.

Flake, Heinrich Announce Bill About Domestic Abusers With Guns. Is That Even LEGAL?

Oh no! A Republican is trying to prevent domestic abusers from buying guns, even though laws never work!

26 People Shot To Death At Texas Church Not ‘A Guns Situation,’ Says Top Investigator Donald Trump

It's too soon to talk about guns, yet again.

Oh No These Lunatics Say Antifa Gonna Civil War Us Tomorrow, BE VERY FRAID!!!

Oh goody, the gun-humpers are het up about a fake threat again, and some seem ready to go looking for trouble.

EXCLUSIVE: Unaired Script For Dana Loesch’s NRA Scare Videos!

Hopefully we stay one step ahead of Poe's Law on this one.

Jesus Christ, Dana Loesch.

Dana is Loesching out.

Trump Reddit Assholes Feeling Triggered By All This ‘Me Too’ Business!

Participants in Reddit's The_Donald say if women didn't want to be sexually harassed or assaulted, they could just carry guns.

Las Vegas Police Might As Well Let Alex Jones Conduct Mass Shooting Investigation

No but seriously Las Vegas coppers, what the hell?

White House Tries To Distract Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 10, 2017

Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comments: A Visit From The Gunsplanation Man!

Oh dear. Someone used a Gun Lover Worship Word wrong!