Tag: gun control

Oliver North Says You Are Being WORSE THAN JIM CROW To The Poor, Weak NRA

He is accusing gun control advocates of doing 'civil terrorism' to them.

Turns Out Guns In Schools Are A Bad Idea! Who Would Have Thought?

Responsible gun owners seem to keep leaving their loaded guns around where children can find them.

Kris Kobach Full Of Snide Things To Say About Teenagers Protesting Gun Violence

In which Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach and a bunch of armed assholes talk shit about teenagers who don't want to be murdered with guns.

Scott Pruitt, Superfund Site! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 6, 2018

Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.

Denver, Colorado, We Are Mile High, TONIGHT!

DO YOU GET IT IT IS A DENVER OMELET.

Build The Wall Out Of Soldiers! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 4, 2018

Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.
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Ted Nugent Says He Isn’t Hate Speech, YOU’RE The Hate Speech!

Unlike the slightly classier Frank Stallone, Nugent will not be apologizing for his remarks about the Parkland survivors.

New York Is Coming For Your Guns (If You’ve Been Convicted Of Domestic Violence)

It is now significantly less terrifying to be a victim of domestic violence in New York state!

Shitmouth Strikes Again. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 30, 2018

Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.

Who Wants To Repeal The Second Amendment? Wonkette Raises Both Hands!

A sentence that determines our laws shouldn't be as open to interpretation as Ophelia's flower speech.

Fox News Vs. The Teens. Sorry, Fox.

Another Children's Treasury of Fox News versus reality.

Briefly Lucid Pat Robertson Likes These Young Folks Marching For Gun Reform. Huh!

A shocking outbreak of decency on the right!

A Million Kids Just TOOK YER GUNS On Uncle Sam’s Lawn. Here’s What They Said.

Don't take our word for it, let the protesters speak for themselves.

How Are Rightwing Jerks Lying About Florida School Shooting Survivors Today?

Who would lie about a kid who survived a mass shooting? Trick question! She's a crisis actor and there WAS no mass shooting!

The Children Are Here, And They’re FUCKING MAGNIFICENT

We are all wrung out with our love for them.

Hello, And Welcome To Your Wonkette #MarchForOurLives Livethread!

Because everyone is just really, really goddamned sick of living in a country where this regularly happens.