Tag: gun control

Al Franken Super Sorry For Shitty Joke. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 17, 2017

Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!

Paul Ryan Insists That ‘Prayer Works’ With Mass Shootings, Neglects To Specify How

Thanks for your help as always, Paul Ryan.

Carter Page Spills The Beans. Wonkagenda for Tues., Nov. 7, 2017

Carter Page's admits denying all the things, Mitch McConnell digs in, and the suit and tie crowd invades the swamp. Your morning news brief.

Fox News: If You’d Been Murdered Here, You’d Be Home By Now!

The morons are out IN FORCE.

NRA Demands Answers On Why Obama Never Banned All These Gun Things

Step right up and win a prize if your brother-in-law already explained this is Obama's fault!

GOP Might Do One Tiny Little Thing About Guns, But Only If NRA Says It’s OK (It Won’t)

The technology of mass shootings has come a long way, baby.

Republicans On Gun Silencer Bill After Las Vegas: We Don’t Know Her!

Shh. The sportsmen have sensitive ears. Don't say anything to make them buy more guns. (They'll do that anyway)

Don’t Come Around Here No More. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 3, 2017

Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.

NRA To Las Vegas Shooting Victims: SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY!

In response to Las Vegas, the NRA will wait EIGHT WHOLE DAYS to start running shitty ads, in Virginia.

Who’s Already Scream Shitting About Las Vegas? A Shitmouth Roundup!

Get ready for more of this sort of thing.

Wonkette Politicizes Las Vegas Mass Shooting By Mentioning Guns

Here we are again, mentioning guns even though it's #TooSoon.

LAS VEGAS HORROR. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 2, 2017

If we cover another story today, it'll probably be Puerto Rico. Otherwise, here are some things that *would* have been news today. Your morning news brief!

‘Trump Not Under Investigation’ No Longer Operative. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 15, 2017

Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.