Tag: guardian

Google Pulled Some Shady Shit In Montana, And Now They Have A Violent Asshole Congressman

Oh, did someone forget to not be evil?

Montana Sheriff To Ragemonster Republican Thug Greg Gianforte: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

What's a little aggravated assault between friends?

Montana Dem Rob Quist Bodyslammed NOBODY Tonight, Because He’s FUCKING NORMAL

Montana Republican Greg Gianforte, running for Congress TOMORROW, is a thug and a lunatic.

NSA Recruitment Drive Goes Well, Under the Circumstances

Would you believe that holding a recruitment drive for the NSA is, well, not so easy these days? Apparently some Americans -- probably just the ones who are not quite desperate enough for gainful employment and medical benefits --...

All The CPAC News That’s Fit To Live-Bloog

Oh, yeah, no. Not from us. It is Saturday, and we are going to do Saturday things. Saturday things like "go to the post office," and "mail out some Smoking Joe cups," and "buy all the wine," and "see...

America Celebrates Decade Of Wedded Bliss To Iraq By Going Broke, Linking Petraeus To Torture

This month marks the ten-year anniversary of the invasion of Iraq and Operation YARRRGHHHH FREEDOM LIBERATORS DERPDERPDERP. Do you remember where you were when you first heard our brave troops had crossed the border in their insufficiently armored vehicles?...

Guardian Rolls Out Comedy Section With Paean to Ayn Rand

What the hell is going on over at the Guardian, you might be wondering, given that they recently let former Bush speechwriter Josh Treviño post an 18-paragraph column explaining why he wrote a 23-word tweet, over a year ago,...

Hot New Guardian Pundit: Novelist Alice Walker and Holocaust Survivor Helped Arm Terrorists

People (mostly liberal elitists) were a little disappointed when the Guardian announced that Redstate.com cofounder and former George W. Bush speechwriter Josh Treviño would be joining its team of U.S. columnists. This is because back in June 2011, as unarmed...

Any Random Sarah Palin Email Is Scandalous, As We Prove Here

The Guardian, America's greatest paper that is actually a socialist paper from somewhere in England, has this fun gimmick where you can see an unseen Sarah Palin Secret Email just by clicking a button. It is like Farmville, but...