Tag: guam

Donald Trump Will Make Guam Great Again With Tourism And/Or Korean Nukes

Let's start a war in the Pacific! That always goes well!

Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!
A typical Missouri intern, we guess.

Missouri Republicans Demand Interns Stop Being Too Sexy To Resist

There is a thing that happens in every political workplace in US America, and probably also Guam, where everybody's just doing their business, but then this one family values Republican, probably named Missouri House Speaker John Diehl, gets a shame boner...

Ted Cruz Running For President Of Guam

The road to the White House goes directly through Guam, said no one ever, but don't tell that to Canadian-Cuban-Dickfungus-American Ted Cruz: The Cruz campaign has dispatched political consultant Dennis Lennox to Guam to organize in advance of that island’s...
Welcome to America; here's your bureaucratic nightmare

John Oliver: Congratulations, You Get To Come To America. Or Not. (Video)

Update/followup: See end of post for a chance to do some good, or at least try to. After a week off, John Oliver is back in crusading investigative comedy mode again, as Last Week Tonight brings us this story on...

Your Consumer Reeducation Begins TODAY!

Barack Obama will finally announce sometime today that Elizabeth Warren is America's new consumer-advocate czar. Warren will be appointed as a "special adviser" to the Consumer Protection Bureau. And because Warren is just doin' some harmless consulting work, there...

Georgian Congressman Worried Island of Guam Might ‘Tip Over’

Just keep watching, the payoff is worth it. Will Guam "tip over and capsize" if 8,000 Marines and their families move there? Hmmm, let's see, just give us a moment to consider the question .... ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?...