There's a perfectly treasonable, err, reasonable explanation for all of this.
HOW IS IT NOT?
DAMN. HOLY SHIT. DAMN.
Should Facebook Go The Fuck To Jail For Helping Russia Elect Trump President? Or For Just Being Facebook In General?
Russian military intelligence spent some DOLLA BILLS on Facebook ads to fuck with the 2016 election. WHOA IF TRUE!
UNMASKING! ARREST OBAMA! Et cetera. Et cetera.
How many states did they target? ALL OF THEM KATIE? How many state election systems did DHS audit? Um, about that.
Russia got further in tampering with the 2016 election than we ever knew, and The Intercept, for some reason, GOT THE SCOOP!
Donald Trump is gonna be SO PISSED when he finds out his CIA director loves America more than he loves Trump. Also it's your OPEN THREAD!
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