Tag: grifter

Sarah Palin Has No Idea Who Paul Revere Was, Or What He Did

Jabbering imbecile Sarah Palin and her rented tour bus continue to bring laughs to America. Here's how she described Paul Revere's famous 1775 secret horseback ride through the countryside where he quietly warned revolutionary conspirators of the British Army's...

‘Media Whore’ Sign Briefly Taped To Side of Palin’s Rented Bus

Why didn't New Yorkers pick up Sarah Palin's entire dumb bus with her dumb picture plastered across both sides and dump the thing in the Hudson, with her in it? New Yorkers are busy! They can't be bothered to...

Sarah Palin Mystery Tour Game Begins

Here is something about the media: Reality TV star Sarah Palin feels they are not working hard enough. She will not be the kind of "conventional politician" who gives out schedules and press availabilities and makes everything so easy...

Sarah Palin Honors Vets With Photo Of Herself On A Motorcycle

Happy Memorial Day! It is time to honor America's War Heroes, meaning Sarah Palin. America's favorite snowbilly grifter showed up Sunday at "Rolling Thunder," a non-partisan organization which raises awareness of veterans' issues through the display of motorcycles that...

Sad Sarah Palin Begging Blogs To Cover Her Squirmish-y Speeches

Squirmish-y grifter Sarah Palin isn't getting noticed enough by the media she pretends to hate! This is why the multi-millionaire human fraud and political quitter is begging the Huffington Post to please, please, please keep her in the blog-news...

Los Angeles Times Calls Sarah Palin ‘Special-Needs Case’

We sure hope Jonah Goldberg doesn't quit in protest over this, but the Los Angeles Times just described Sarah Palin as a "special-needs case." (Haha, Jonah Goldberg would never quit the one newspaper that would actually pay him for...

Sarah Palin To Visit Israel, Where Jesus Lives

Haha, did you think she was really going away? NEVER. Not until the last nickel is grifted! Sarah Palin is doing an International Lecture Tour, which will consist of one speech (in India, because why not?) and then a...

Even Republicans Finally Tired of Sarah Palin

Aging reality-show diva Sarah Palin is finally suffering the fate of all talentless "famous for being famous" people: Her popularity is rapidly fading, and her days as an A-lister are forever in the past. This doesn't mean she'll ever...

EXCLUSIVE Video Tour of Bristol Palin’s Foreclosed Stucco Dump

Oh good gravy, one of those celebrity teevee shows has an EXCLUSIVE video of somebody walking around while Bristol 'n Tripp show off the empty foreclosed Arizona exurban cotton-field end-of-the-highway stucco box that she bought with CA$H because people...

Bristol Palin Mumbles Dumbly To Alaska ‘Rock Jocks’

America's princess, Bristol Palin, did an exclusive phone-in with these two minor-market FM morning show announcers all about the mysteries of her life -- and she called in from her Arizona stucco ghetto foreclosure about 50 miles outside of...

Another Patriotic Song For Sarah Palin (By the Wonkbot TSA-1138)

Did you love those creepy old people just cold doin' Kountry Karaoke in the metal-building church with super-fine new lyrics all about how Sarah Palin has the hottest ass in the Grandma Department? Yah bay-bay us 2, also Wonkbot...

Sarah Palin Loses 40% of Her TeeVee Audience In One Week

It's fun to watch a train wreck once. Deadline Hollywood reports on Palin's huge collapse in ratings since her dumb show premiered on basic cable: Sarah Palin lost almost half of her premiere audience in the second airing of her...

Here’s a Sneak Preview of Sarah Palin’s Dumb TeeVee Show

Unloved circus bear Sarah Palin has big plans to become President Queen of God's America soon, because not even a majority of Republicans can tolerate her reality-teevee idiot antics, but in the meantime she needed to squeeze some more...

At Bristol’s TV Dancing Taping, Sarah Palin Is Security’s ‘Higher Priority’

World's worst mom Sarah Palin is bringing her Hollywood Values to Hollywood tonight for a taping of Bristol Palin's new teen-pregnancy documentary, Dancing With the Stars. And security will be heavy, because come on, Sarah Palin is a celebrity....

Family Research Council Racistly Implies Sarah Palin’s a ‘Cheerleader’

After snowbilly grifter Sarah Palin's lame performance at the "Value Voters" pretend straw poll in Iowa, America's Christian Moral Majority began washing their hands of the Wasilla scam artist. The actual leader of the Family Research Council went so...

Hands Off Sarah Palin’s Soiled Panties

Here's how Lamestream Media magazine Vanity Fair describes the life of professional fraud and money-grubbing fame-beast Sarah Palin: "a sad and moldering strangeness lies beneath." Gross! Also gross is Palin's obsession with her "dirty undergarments," which she presumably sells...