Tag: Greg Abbott
Someone please send him to charm school.
Prepare to be shocked, shocked.
Maybe it was an 'explosion,' but really, it was more of a vigorous 'overpressure' and 'rupture' of a container, OK?
It's like Three Mile Island, but with 'organic peroxides.' Not the good safe hippie kind of 'organic,' either.
Grifter Hat Salesman And Stilettoed Wife Swing Through Texas For Backslapping Orgy, Towel Off With Lone Star Flag
Like they're the CEO Justice League! GTFOH!
Mexico would like to teach the U.S. president something about how grown-up countries behave. Again.
TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.
Molly Ivins called the Texas Legislature the 'National Laboratory for Bad Government.' Here's another reminder why.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott is nothing if not an optimist. Barely a week after the Supreme Court decided that he couldn't implement stupid TRAP laws (the "targeted regulation of abortion providers"), he came right out and decided to require...
Some people never learn.
Bleeding-hearts have been blaming Great Britain's disastrous Brexit referendum on too-obvious factors like racist, xenophobic political parties that backed the Leave side (as if racism is even a real thing any more). Donald Trump has been taking credit for it...
Is Florida A.G. Pam Bondi lying about how she asked Donald Trump for money, and then stopped investigating his frauds? That can't be right!
Texas's Attorney General told former attorney to stop talking about Trump University, because it's all over now, nothing to see, please go home.
Texas dropped a 2010 investigation into possible fraudulent business practices at Trump University. Surely it's a coincidence that Trump later took an unusual interest in donating to Greg Abbott's campaign for governor.
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Congratulations to Arizona's Maricopa County, which did the very best job so far in the 2016 election cycle of completely screwing up its primary election and screwing over urban voters. Thanks to the Supreme Court's 2013 recognition that racism...