Tag: Greg Abbott

Texas GOP Once Again Free To Fuck Houston In Ass, Now That TV Cameras Are Gone

BREAKING: Texas Republicans are some heartless sumbitches!

A Texas Billionaire, The Stripper He Beat Up, And The Mugshot He Doesn’t Want You To See

Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity.

Donald Trump Could Give Two Shits About Mexican Earthquake, Hurricane, Like You’d Expect

Someone please send him to charm school.

Chemicals At Flooded Texas Plant Definitely Didn’t Explode, Sheriff Says, They Just Popped A Bit

Maybe it was an 'explosion,' but really, it was more of a vigorous 'overpressure' and 'rupture' of a container, OK?

Freedom’s Just Another Word For ‘This Unregulated Chemical Plant Might Explode Thanks To Hurricane’

It's like Three Mile Island, but with 'organic peroxides.' Not the good safe hippie kind of 'organic,' either.
The Titan refugee program was a bad idea, we'll admit

Like A Good Neighbor, Mexico Is There! (Offer Void Where Trump Is President)

Mexico would like to teach the U.S. president something about how grown-up countries behave. Again.

Zombie TrumpCare Dies Again! Wonkagenda for Tues., July 18, 2017

TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.
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Don’t Mess With Tejas! State Rep. Gon’ Shoot Messican Colleague Or Call La Migra On Him, Either One

Molly Ivins called the Texas Legislature the 'National Laboratory for Bad Government.' Here's another reminder why.

DAMN! Those Texas Fetus Funerals Are Gonna Cost A Non-Fetal Arm And Leg

Texas Governor Greg Abbott is nothing if not an optimist. Barely a week after the Supreme Court decided that he couldn't implement stupid TRAP laws (the "targeted regulation of abortion providers"), he came right out and decided to require...

Texas Republicans Want To Have Funerals For All The Fetuses

Some people never learn.
What, us racist?

A Idiot’s Garden Of Brexit Hot Takes Starring Glenn Greenwald, Greg Abbott And Donald J. Trump

Bleeding-hearts have been blaming Great Britain's disastrous Brexit referendum on too-obvious factors like racist, xenophobic political parties that backed the Leave side (as if racism is even a real thing any more). Donald Trump has been taking credit for it...
They do seem like natural allies...

Florida A.G. Only Asked Trump For Money Before Dropping Trump University Suit. Is That So Wrong?

Is Florida A.G. Pam Bondi lying about how she asked Donald Trump for money, and then stopped investigating his frauds? That can't be right!

Texas A.G. Tells Former Investigator To Please Shut Up About Trump University Lawsuit, Please

Texas's Attorney General told former attorney to stop talking about Trump University, because it's all over now, nothing to see, please go home.
Maybe Trump just likes Abbott a whole lot is all

Texas A.G. Dropped Suit Against Trump University. Trump Supported Him For Governor. Weird!

Texas dropped a 2010 investigation into possible fraudulent business practices at Trump University. Surely it's a coincidence that Trump later took an unusual interest in donating to Greg Abbott's campaign for governor.