Tag: gop outreach

Black Chick Doesn’t Want To Tell Black Folks How Great GOP Is Anymore, For Some Reason

Remember how the GOP autopsied itself after 2012 down at the plantation (the actual plantation) and discovered it is a racist, sexist, everythingphobic piece of crap party, and that's why it lost the White House to the secret Kenyanesian Muslim...
Basically Tim Pawlenty with slightly more experience. Whatever happened to T-Paw anyway?

John Kasich Big Fan Of Hispanic Ladies Who Clean His Hotel Room

Remind us again: Are we supposed to pretend Ohio Gov. John Kasich is one of the cuddly not-so-bad Republican presidential candidates? It's so hard to keep track these days of who the Serious Candidates are. Kasich did reluctantly allow the...
He's a natural beauty

Lindsey Graham Real Sorry He Called Nancy Pelosi A Plastic-Faced Old Hag

Sen. Lindsey Graham, South Carolina's most genteel gentleman and apparently the bastard son of John McCain (who knew?), has been testing the waters "to look beyond South Carolina as to whether or not a guy like Lindsey Graham has...
This guy thinks someone else is ugly

Ugly As Sin Republican Dude Finds N.H. Congresslady Not Hot Enough To Win Re-Election

It's a good thing feminists have killed patriarchy forever, or else we might be subjected to hideously ugly men insisting that elections are only for hot chicks. Oh wait! New Hampshire state Rep. Steve Vaillancourt (R-OF COURSE) didn't get...
Let it out, girl! We've all been there!

Kristen Schaal: ‘We Gave Obama Our Hearts, And All We Got In Return Was This Free Birth Control!’ (Video)

The Daily Show's Senior Lady Correspondent Kristen Schaal is awfully impressed with the latest trend in Republican outreach to women: Ads that treat voting like being in a relationship. This is not sexist, because Lena Dunham started it, and...
There's no war on women. Maybe some casualties, but no war.

Republicans Rebranding Again (Again), This Time As Party Of ‘Ideas’ LOL

Since it has been almost five whole minutes since the Republican Party tried again to rebrand itself again unsuccessfully again (turns out stock photos can't vote; who knew?), there's a new new super extra new plan to convince voters...

Sean Hannity & Mark Levin Share A Good Laugh About Genitalia-Americans — You know, ‘Women’

Sometimes people claim that conservatives don't know what's funny, but Sean Hannity knows what's funny, like calling women "genitalia." In an interview with frothing radio rodent Mark Levin, who defended the honor of ladies everywhere by telling Martin Bashir...

Mike Huckabee Practices New GOP Outreach To Women: They’re Whores Who Can’t Stop Boning

Here is a funny thing. In 2008, your Editrix believed -- and said to people, with her mouth! -- that Mike Huckabee, the kindly preacher who didn't seem to actively want to skin and eat the poor, would be...

Deleted Comments of The Day: Birthers, Purity Trolls, And More!

As the custodian of the comments queue, Yr Doktor Zoom sometimes gets a bit jaded -- another day, another bunch of lines from rightwing bumper stickers. Today, though, we came in for withering butthurt from a reader who wants...

Chivalrous Gentleman Erick Erickson Helps GOP With Womyn-Outreach, Tells Wendy Davis To Sit Down, Shut Up

Erick Erickson, the very picture of a modern man of the 21st century, has done opened his fat gaping maw again, and said words with it. It went so well last time he had "thoughts" on the "ladies," that...