Tag: GOP

Trump’s Budget Will Help Poor Kids Knock Off Those Stubborn Extra LB’s!

Helping you get skinny the no-workout way!

Mitch McConnell Wants Trump To Stop Bein’ Silly So GOP Can Get Back To Fucking America

Way to put country above party, asshole!
Do it on your own time

Trump Letting Strangers Finger Your Internet Porn. Happy Now, Republican Closet Cases?

Huh, it's like the GOP doesn't actually care what its OWN voters want.

Maureen Dowd Writes Good Thing

Did somebody put SMART JUICE in her pot brownies?

Ex-Colorado GOP Chair Disproves Own Theory That Only Democrats Do Voter Fraud

If you're keeping track at home, yes, all the vote frauders are still Republican.

Stupid Donald Trump Just Found Out Abraham Lincoln Was A Republican

Abraham Lincoln has been getting recognized more and more, Trump has noticed.

Republicans Gettin’ MIGHTY SASSY About Trump’s Stupid ‘Wire Tapp’ Lies

Is our Republicans learning? Hahahaha, no, but they're getting bored with Trump's crap.

John McCain And Rand Paul Are Fighting Like MEOW HISS GRRRR ARGH!

Is Rand Paul LITERALLY working for Vladimir Putin? McCain says so! Is John McCain an old warmongering senile? Paul says so!

Dumbass Paul Ryan Ain’t Even Know How ‘Health Insurance’ Works, Is Dumbass

He really should just shut up and look pretty.

Wonkette Official Medical Opinion: We Are So Fucked

Thanks, Paul Ryan! No really, fuck you.

Who’ll Leak The Leakers! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb 27, 2016

Still no 'replace' in 'repeal and,' Sean Spicer's phone problems, and Little Marco explains why he's so damn spineless! Your morning news brief!

Louie Gohmert Officially Biggest Pussy In Congress

Louie Gohmert can't do town halls, because he's scared WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.

Maybe Bestest GOP Senator Ever Susan Collins Can Get Trump’s Taxes For Us!

Sen. Collins said the Senate Intelligence Committee might subpoena Trump's tax returns! MAKE IT SO, SENATOR.

Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!

SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.

House GOP Won’t Investigate Russia’s Own Michael Flynn, It’s Not Like He’s Hillary Clinton!

They just can't bear to investigate Mike Flynn, because he's not Hillary Clinton.