Tag: goodbye

Why even write an obit? We could just quote Sir Pterry all day

Sir Terry Pratchett, God-King Of Literary Nerds, 1948-2015

Terry Pratchett, satirical fantasy author, creator of the Discworld series of novels, and all around fine human being, died Thursday at the age of 66. He had been diagnosed with early-onset Alzheimer's disease in 2007, but kept writing until...

Appetizer Recipe To End All Recipes: Dates, Bacon, Blue Cheese And Toasted Pecans

You are going to need a non-defective air bag to even THINK about this recipe. I’m about to t-bone your taste buds with four ridiculous flavors. What do we have here? Only dates stuffed with Danish blue cheese, wrapped...

What Is ‘America,’ Anyway?

Why did America's young people "take it to the streets" on May 1st? Were they angry about all the illegal wars? Were they frustrated because undocumented immigrants pay more taxes than our largest corporations? Perhaps all the young,...

Sexy Craigslist Congressman Chris Lee (R-Casual Encounters) Resigns

Weirdo Republican House Rep. Chris Lee of New York's 26th District was actually trying to hook up with ladies on the Internet, which is so not the way the GOP rolls, so he has already resigned in shame, the...

'NA NA NA NA, HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE': And that's how a few million people say farewell to the helicopter taking Bush Junior back to prison, by singing this cheap song often heard at sporting stadiums, for Losers. Such...