We are being punished for being BAD BOYS AND GIRLS when we took down all the Confederate Traitor Loser statues. Don't worry, we'll survive.
YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS.
You don't actually have to do good work to make big bucks as a rightwing provocateur.
If this is all Trump's got, perhaps he should just never open his mouth.
Who wouldn't be willing to give up a little privacy in order to get better ads?
Somebody needs to build a wall in Texas. Around idiot paranoid gun-humpers.
Mr. Rogers said to look for the helpers. Found some!
When a GOP office in North Carolina was firebombed, Democrats and everybody else came together to help them rebuild.
This time, it's an evangelical lady in Colorado who doesn't want to build websites for gross queer weddings.
This is just like getting eated by lions probably.
A Florida father who shot his 14-year-old son to death in a freak accident is still pretty gung-ho on guns. He doesn't sound like a fanatic, after all.
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