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Ron Paul’s Iowa Campaign Hoping For Catastrophic Death Blizzard

Thanks to the Republicans destroying the Earth's climate, Iowa is expected to be warm and dry and sunny on January 3. This is apparently very bad news for Ron Paul, because the lack of the usual Iowa Blizzard on...

Obama Won’t Veto Law That Turns Military Into ‘Domestic Police Force’

Hooray, the White House now says that President Obama won't veto the National Defense Authorization Act. It flew through the House today and should pass the Senate shortly. Along with the usual gazillion dollars for the Pentagon to buy...

Did Rick Perry Try To Rough-Sex Ron Paul At GOP Debate?

Dr. Ron Paul's portion of the Internet is goin' nutz over the rumored grab-ass Rick Perry was trying to strong-arm Doctor Congressman Paul with, during the Reagan Gravesite Debate. Why is Rick Perry such a violent psychopath? Does he...

Ron Paul Introduces ‘Al Gore’s Texas Cheerleader,’ Rick Perry (VIDEO)

According to sources within every other GOP candidate's campaign, Rick Perry is a liberal queer who loves Al Gore, Hillarycare, Hillary Clinton, Obamacare and federal welfare money handouts for the Texas wildfires he deliberately started, for the cause of...

Michele Bachmann Sucks a Footlong, Is President of Iowa

2012 Fever is on the rise in Iowa, where hollow-eyed pillhead Michele Bachmann easily took the footlong patriotic corndog of freedom and also won the Iowa "Ames Straw Poll." This is great news for America's Comedy Industry, and sad...

New Ron Paul Belgian Downtempo 12-inch Drops Today

This is so great, so inspiring. In fact, we're going into the studio today with Thievery Corporation and Kermit the Frog, who will stay up all night snorting Adderall and reading YouTube comments about FEMA death camps over a...

Dildo Wearing Plaid Blazer Supports Dick Cheney For President In 2012

Official Wonkette CPAC spy Garrett Quinn took this cell-phone picture of a very handsome and distinguished plaid blazer, probably bought in 1979 at the Sears men's sale. Oh, and what's on this lovely sportscoat? A political firebomb, that's what!...

Barney Frank and Ron Paul Will Get Us High

Famous liberal Barney Frank has aligned with famous Internet character Ron Paul and three other congresspeople to make the Marijuana legal, finally, in America! The bill is called the "Act to Remove Federal Penalties for Personal Use of Marijuana...

Teabagger Alert: Pope Ratzi Creating Newer ‘New World Order’

Former Nazi Youth and rancid pontiff Joseph Ratzinger has an important message for the agitated teabaggers of America: An even newer New World Order is on the way, and this one is going to be run by the Vatican...

Creepy Ron Paul Cartoon To Get Ass Kicked By Scary Barack Obama Cartoon

Ho ho ho, street thug Barack Obama is gonna kick whitey's ass clear back to Texas! Wait, what is this horrible thing? Oh, a fanzine for, uh, Ron Paul, the brief and inexplicable Internet fad of late 2007. (At...

She’s Back! Paultard Gal Doesn’t Heart McCain!

Remember this one? Looks like her wrists healed up, and she covered the Ron Paul sticker on her dresser with a flaggy thing. And WTF with the weird cuts and the kids' ball that keeps appearing in different parts...

Mitt Really Excited About Nevada