Robert Mueller wants to keep his snitches in jail, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots some lies about the census, and Sacramento is going to see some UNREST. Your morning news brief.
So unfair when Republicans can't draw their own districts as White Gun Jesus intended!
We're gettin' pretty tired of this Sheetz ... err, SHIT.
Dead teenagers give Trump's White House a breather, the Trump-Russia spotlight shines on Jared Kushner, and the GOP has a new white nationalist BFF. Your morning news brief!
Gerrymandering! Have we mentioned this stuff is BAD?
Nancy Pelosi kicks all sorts of ass (in heels), Congress tries to avert another shutdown, and San Diego Rep. Duncan Hunter is in BIG TROUBLE MISTER, for which he's blaming his wife. Your morning news brief.
Democrats write their own memo, the markets are in a nose dive, and Hannity blames Obama for all the bad things. Your morning news brief.
Let's celebrate that Super Bowl win with some nice, new electoral districts!
In this corner: The Dream Marine VS the Bible-thumping torturer. A battle for Pennsyltucky!
Devin Nunes secretly edits THE MEMO, Hope Hicks has some 'splaining to do, and San Francisco takes a step toward justice. Your morning news brief.
The GOP just wants to steal one or two more elections. IS THAT SO WRONG?
Pennsylvania is embarking on a radical experiment: FAIR ELECTORAL DISTRICTS. Oh, you crazy kids!
Shithole Shutdown splashes over everyone, Devin Nunes is trying to hide his paperwork, and net neutrality takes a couple steps forward. Your morning news brief.
Republicans are about to shutdown the government (again), LA Times publisher is a big bag of dicks, and Fusion GPS told Congress Trump-Russia worse than we thought. Your morning news brief.
So, are the courts gonna fix this gerrymandering shit, or nah?
Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.