Tag: gerrymandering

TrumpCare Rises Again! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 21, 2017

Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!

Sally Yates Is Your New Superhero! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 31, 2017

Oh hey, did anything happen yesterday?

Kellyanne Conway Really Needs A Job! Wonkagenda for Tuesday December 6, 2016

Get in here and read your morning News Brief in your new briefs. Or whatever, we don't judge.

Federal Court Won’t Let North Carolina’s Racially Gerrymandered Districts Stand, Man

Looks like there might be a down side to Republicans running wild with power. Who knew?

Trump Whines And Dines With Mittens! Wonkagenda for Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Trump's scraping the bottom of the swamp, North Carolina's gerrymandered racism, and Hamilton has the best week on Broadway! Your daily news brief!

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 3, 2016

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Oh, so THAT'S what that gesture means!

Deleted Comments: Obama Murdered Scalia, Just Like He Killed Joan Rivers!

Hey Kids, welcome to a special Saturday edition of your weekly Deleted Comments, seeing as our how Sunday morning is going to be consumed with giving you good people all the straight dope on the Nevada caucuses and the...
We see what we did there.

North Carolina Republicans So Sad Dead Scalia Can’t Help Them Do Racism No More

Uh oh, North Carolina Republicans are so upset right now! Mean federal judges did reverse racism to the GOP-controlled legislature, with a recent ruling that the state's 1st and 12th congressional districts were racistly gerrymandered to hell, and thus must be redrawn. Gerrymandered...
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How Many Lies Can Liar Carly Fiorina Tell Before Breakfast? Your Weekly Top Ten.

Oh hi, Wonkers! It is time for your late afternoon Weekly Top Ten list! Have you had a nice weekend? We have! It's been almost 100% sleep and Netflix, like Jesus intended. If you'll take a moment to notice the picture...
I'm Janet! I'm an asshole!

White Republican Congresslady Has Badass Idea For Getting Rid Of Black Congresslady

Wonkers, meet a nominee for the coveted Legislative Shitmuffin Of The Year prize. Her name is Rep. Janet Adkins, and she is a Republican congresslady from Florida. Is she a asshole? Well, if she kisses her own ass with...
See, 'cuz the cow is straddl-- Never mind.

Centrist ‘Democrats’ Unveil Bold ‘Plan’ To Stop That Commie Elizabeth Warren

Since its founding in 1997, the New Democrat Coalition (NDC) has been a safe space for liberals who consider themselves "conservative-curious." For 18 years, these still-finding-themselves Dems remained silent about their true desires. But this week, they finally came out and...

House GOP Blames Obama, Lack Of Desire To Do Hard Work In Refusal To Take Up Immigration Reform

Buenos dias, Wonketeers. After weeks of pointless grandstanding by modern-day Dr. Suess El Senor Canadiano Ted Cruz, aren’t we all ready for Congress to, you know, do something positive rather than just tank fourth quarter economic output? Hey, how...

Census Allocates 6 More Crazy Members of Congress To Florida, Texas

The 2010 Census results have come out, communistically, today, and according to The New York Times, "Bureau officials declared that the United States population had grown to 308,745,538 million over the last decade." 308,745,538 million? That is 308,745,538,000,000 people!...

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Justice Scalia Loved This Gerrymander