Trump’s Law & Order America: Woman Gets 5 Years For Illegal Vote, Actual Nazi War Criminal Still Free
What a strange country we've become.
Expelling Russian spies? Big whoop. Call us when they sanction Putin's ass.
Trust us, this hurts Donald Trump more than it hurts Russia.
Nancy Pelosi kicks all sorts of ass (in heels), Congress tries to avert another shutdown, and San Diego Rep. Duncan Hunter is in BIG TROUBLE MISTER, for which he's blaming his wife. Your morning news brief.
Stupid Europe and the rest of the world won't buy coal because they hate our freedom and respiratory diseases.
The 'we should remember history even if it's bad' thing doesn't exactly work when the 'bad' history is riding triumphantly on a horse.
WHO IN THE FUCK ARE THE LOCAL MILK PEOPLE?
CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT?
Whatever you do, don't mention the war.
Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!
Hey, who's this guy, you vaguely wondered. Well, there's a lot not to like! Plus an OPEN THREAD!
A Student Loan Debt Monopoly? Nothing To Worry About, College Kids! Wonkagenda for Wed., May 31, 2017
Nobody wants to work with Trump, Hannity vows to fight facts, and Betsy DeVos wants to monopolize the student loan debt business. Your morning news brief!
Better luck next time, Spicey. If there even IS a next time. Your OPEN THREAD!
White House begins to 'You're Fired' people, Trump butchers the National Anthem, and fighting over slut pills is back. Again. Your morning news brief.
Donald Trump is such a fucking asshole.