Tag: georgia

Hmmm Should We Try To Win These Special Congressional Elections, Or Just Fuck It?

We went to a Rob Quist fundraiser so you also have to! Also, your OPEN THREAD!

Republicans Blow $1 Million On Attack Ad Yelling ‘Nerrrd!!’ At Dem House Candidate

This 'Star Wars' themed attack ad is little more than Bantha poodoo.

Trump Labor Pick Andy Pudzer Outsources Nomination To Robot

Looks like Trump may not get the grifty jerk he wanted to be Secretary of Labor. Where will he ever find another grifty jerk?

HHS Nominee Tom Price Will Fit Great In Trump Cabinet, Because Of How He Is Grafty

Well sure he's getting rich from being in office. Why else would anyone take such a crappy job?

Trump’s Cabinet Brings The Circus To Washington. Wonkagenda for January 10, 2017

Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!

New Year’s Eve ‘Celebratory Gunfire’ Ends Poorly Across The Nation, Shockingly Enough

What if there were a way to celebrate the New Year without doing something that could kill or maim someone?

Team Of Evils: Trump’s Pick For HHS Can’t Wait To Repeal Obamacare, Privatize Medicare, Certify Orphans As ‘Food’

You could find worse people to head HHS. They're undoubtedly going to other cabinet positions.

Donald Trump Believes In Integrity Of American Elections Won By Donald Trump

Donald Trump will be happy to accept the outcome of the election, if he wins!
You have GOT to be freaking kidding me.

LOL Hillary Clinton Might Win Mississippi, Yes We Said MISSISSIPPI

Mississippi could become a 'battleground state' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Professional cum-sock.

Texas Attorney General Will Save North Carolina From Transgender Pee-Pee Monsters

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is sticking his dumb nose in where it doesn't belong, again.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 23, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
You have GOT to be freaking kidding me.

Hillary Clinton Just Screwing Around In Red States Now, For LOLs

Hillary is trolling and baiting the Trump campaign QUITE beautifully right now.
Gahhh! But not forgotten.

Ted Cruz Pretty Hot For Georgia Congressional Candidate Who Says He’d Shoot Cops

Ted Cruz endorsed a Georgia Republican who said people should shoot cops serving 'no-knock' warrants. You'll probably guess how well that candidate did.
A sovereign man and his sovereign pickup truck

Georgia Sovereign Citizen Fails To Arrest County Officials, Not Even With Constitution Magic

A Georgia sovereign citizen was thwarted in his attempt to arrest several county officials when police officers refused to obey his orders, even though he knows he has the authority to boss police around.