Tag: gaza

Don’t Tell Glenn Greenwald To STFU Because He’s Gay! Do It Because He’s A FUCKING IDIOT.

STOP GAYBASHING GLENN GREENWALD BY TELLING HIM TO SHUT UP, YOU GUYS!

Ivanka Blows Kisses While Gaza Strip Burns

Jared should have that peace deal ready any minute now.
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Maryland Has Two Awesome Democrats Running For Senate. Can We Have Both?

This week, our Senate preview will be a little different from the usual format: We're off to Maryland, where the two parties' candidates haven't yet been chosen. Barbara Mikulski, who served in the Senate for five terms, announced last...

Lost: Joan Rivers’s Sh*t. If Found, Please Back Away Slowly

Joan Rivers had some thoughts about the Palestinians, and how they should probs shut up and die if they were too stupid to get out of Gaza when the going is good. (To where, you ask? How about the...
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Sean Hannity Can’t Stop Yelling At Palestinian Bully Who Won’t Answer Simple Loaded Questions

On Thursday, Sean Hannity took a few minutes to yell loaded questions at Yousef Munayyer, executive director of The Jerusalem Fund and Palestine Center in Washington, who kept obstinately trying to present his own opinion about Israel's actions in...

As Usual, World Went All To Hell While Jon Stewart Was On Break (Video)

When Jon Stewart takes a vacation, he usually returns to find that some eminently mockable story has broken while he was away. He was on break when Dick Cheney shot that guy in the face, for instance, and when...

Cuddly Bee Character On Hamas Kids’ Show Shares Whimsical Jew-Killing Tips

This Hamas teevee show for kids, Pioneers of Tomorrow, is pretty hardcore compared to American kids' shows. No messing around with letters or numbers or the Magic of Friendship; instead, this loveable Bee Guy explains the joys of attacking...

Puppymilling Is Patriotic

Joe “The Unlicensed Plumber” Wurzelbacher speaks out like MLK against the most crushingly anti-constitooshun special interest group in America, The Humane Society. The Gaza strip is like Disneyland for Mohammed and friends, but only when Israel is operating the...

San Francisco Bay Palestinetards Block Ship From Unloading Goods, Destroying State of Israel

Hundreds of protesters waved signs and flags and stuff at the Port of Oakland on Sunday because an Israeli cargo ship was coming in and this was the most important way they could protest Israel for some reason. Longshoremen...

Give Your Dad Bart Stupak, The Gift That Keeps On Giving!

Rep. Donna Edwards (D-MD) claims there is a humanitarian crisis in Gaza and that Israel's flotilla massacre should be (get this) investigated! AIPAC will accuse Donna of being a muslin Helen Thomas in 3, 2, 1 .... Two real...

Helen Thomas Retires At 89

You could see this one coming: "Helen Thomas announced Monday that she is retiring, effective immediately. Her decision came after her controversial comments about Israel and the Palestinians were captured on videotape and widely disseminated on the Internet." Your...

If Joe Biden Loves Israel Attacking the Humanitarian Boats So Much, Why Does He Pose On Arabic Sesame Street?

Vice President Joe Biden did two things Wednesday night: He went on the Charlie Rose interview show to defend Israel's attack on the humanitarian flotilla trying to bring supplies to walled-off Gaza, and he attended some Sesame Street gala...

Scandinavians Tax Everything That’s Fun, Even Finger-Banging

Virginia used to have a neat logo featuring a Roman goddess-warrior and her exposed nipple. Thanks to some Ashcroftesque re-branding, this perverted wardrobe malfunction exists no more. Woah, Matt Yglesias and Ezra Klein went to a decadent White House...

Balloon Boy: A Case Of Highly Orchestrated Whimsy?

Bank of America lost $1 billion—and your Wonkette editor's debit card!!—in the third quarter. Do not read this, keep thy heart pure: Boy in the Balloon? Likely a publicity stunt. A weak dollar is good news for things that...

Ellison & Baird Discuss Gaza, Peace, Pasta

Congressmen Keith Ellison and Brian Baird have returned from their little excursion to the Middle East and will talk about What They've Learned in a panel discussion, "Thinking Through a U.S. Strategy Toward Gaza," at 12:45PM on Thursday, March...

Joe The Plumber Liked Journalist Camp In Gaza, Except For What He’s Pretty Sure Was Color War

Mexican urban legend Alberto Gonzales is unable to find a job and is comically blaming the recession for this. After Barack Obama redistributes the world's wealth to atheist hobos, a dog is expected to have eaten Gonzales' new job....