Tag: gawker

Story Time With Devin Nunes. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 1, 2018

Devin Nunes secretly edits THE MEMO, Hope Hicks has some 'splaining to do, and San Francisco takes a step toward justice. Your morning news brief.

Mike Cernovich Will Buy Gawker With $500K He Doesn’t Have, Jizz All Over It

Mike Cernovich is ready for a makeover. Pity so many people already know who he is.

Let’s Skim NYMag’s Glenn Greenwald Profile And See How Stupid It Is

New York Magazine did a profile of Glenn Greenwald. It is a very bad profile.

Science: FAILING New York Times More Badder At Election Coverage Than Ass-Fucking Mommyblog

Science proves Wonkette is actually more valuable to the polity than the Paper of Record. You're shocked, we're sure!

Court Decides Loser Running Against Elizabeth Warren Also Loser In Different Way

You know who didn't invent email? This guy who keeps suing people who say he didn't invent email.

It’s True. Chuck C. Johnson Is Advising Trump Transition. Cyanide Pill Line Forms To Right

What can a lying, notoriously litigious internet troll teach Donald Trump that he does not already know?
It's not the Bilberberger that'll get you. It's the secret sauce. Which is made of PEOPLE!

These Are The Sad People Alex Jones Is Manipulating To Do Evil

Hopefully somebody will sue Jones very soon, the miserable psychopath.

Rude Old Donald Trump Didn’t Invite Twitter To His Sexxxy Technology Party

Are Donald Trump and his favorite thing ever Twitter HAVING A FIGHT???

Jezebel Apparently Thinks It’s HILARIOUS When Puppy Dogs Die

In which Jezebel puts Wonkette in the horrifying position of agreeing with Breitbart.

Wonkagenda: September 14, 2016

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Gretchen Carlson Gets $20 Million From Fox, Untold Number Of Silkwood Showers

That's only half of what Rupert Murdoch gave Ailes in his severance package, but LA LA LA GUESS THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 23, 2016

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Wonkagenda: Friday, August 19, 2016

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Really a surprising number of pics of ponies reading the paper...all from one episode, sure...

Wonkagenda, Wednesday, August 17, 2016

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Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 16, 2016.

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