Tag: g20

Republicans So Awful, Obama Wishes They’d Be More Like Bush

Here is your foreign secret Muslim "president" Barry HUSSEIN Soetoro O'Bama, saying some sounds about how "refugees" are not the same thing as "terrorists." As if! That's exactly what he would say, isn't it? If he didn't really love America and want to keep...

Obama Breaks Up With Putin, Can’t Believe Putin Chose Snowden And Persecuting Gays Over Their Relaaaationship

Following Russia's decision to grant temporary asylum to NSA leaker Edward Snowden, President Barack Obama is SO DONE with that date he was planning with President Vladimir Putin in September. Obama will still attend the G20 economic summit in...

British Spy On World Leaders, Earn Title of World’s Worst Hosts

Apparently the UK noticed a while ago that the US was doing piddly little spying on its own citizens, and chuckled gracefully into their afternoon tea at the upstart colonists' antics. Because back in 2009, they apparently decided to...

Foreign Leaders No Longer Excited By Poor Old Obama

At one point, foreign leaders all wanted a piece of Obama so they would be able to tell their countrymen, "I know The Black Guy!" But as you can see from this sad photo of the G20 leaders gathering...

Britain And France Are Going To Just Be HONEST And Tell Iran That They Know Its Nuclear Secrets

Hey Britain and France, whatcha up to today? OH NOTHING just accusing Iran of having the most secret and evil nuclear facility ever before the G20. There is also this Thai place in downtown Pittsburgh that we have been...

Pittsburgh, This Is Inconsistent!

Great photo here from Pittsburgh, the growing & thriving American business city! Huh? Oh, nevermind, 1958 ended a while ago. Tomorrow Pittsburgh will host the latest G20 conference, but NO FOREIGNS ALLOWED.

Obama Is Meeting With So Many Foreigns, In America!

The teevee shows Mad Men and 30 Rock LITERALLY WON the Emmy Awards last night. President Obama will visit the UN for the first time next week, as will, presumably, some very excited sixth graders from North Jersey. Both...

BLINGEE SUBMISSIONS WINDOW CLOSED: There were zero submissions to our latest Blingee contest for about half an hour, and now there are 100 to 150. GODDAMNIT. This will take a long time to go through, and where the hell...

G20 Bros Psyched For Frat Semi-Formal

Well this is just a great photo, right? It's the part of a shoot when the photographer tells everyone to "go nuts." For Italy's Silvio Berlusconi this means "molest everyone," while China's Hu Jintao decides to look as boring...

Gordon Brown Says ‘New World Order,’ Internet To Explode

Barack Obama's goofy, hated British squire Gordon Brown gave a speech earlier as host of the G20 conference, which is already basically over. Boo! He mentioned that since all countries are screwed, because they're connected, because of globalization, they...

Secret Teleprompter Only Tells Obama To ‘Say Cheese’

Look at these fools. They are the Leaders of Earth, for real! These are great meetings, because all the leaders get to wear some ridiculous native-garb costume so they look like a bunch of nerds at a Star Trek...

Huge New Job Losses Send Stocks Soaring!

It's another new new unemployment record, America! The happy month of March saw 669,000 U.S. jobs vanish, bringing the jobless rate up to 8.5% -- the highest since the end of Reagan's Lil' Depression at the end of 1982....

The Politico Knows Where You Sleep, Dawn

The Politico, having already sufficiently raped and pillaged the Morning, Evening, and Afternoon, now has its sights set on the THE DAWN, the rosy fingertips of which it will pry its signature demon scooplets from mercilessly. (No but, uh,...

King’s Army, Cromwellians Parry At G20

The YouTubes are flooded with protest videos from G20 where, in quieter quarters, Obama is giving the Queen an iPod filled with libidinous American "noise." This offers a good Aerial Shot, though, of the protesters -- whose parents are...

Advance Teams Of Thugs, Stunt Drivers Sent To London Before G20

President Obama has dispatched an army of sterilization goons to London in advance of the G20 meeting this week. Their task: to remove the gonads of any human who invades the "sterile area" around the president. Obama also sent...

Bush Horribly Unpopular At G20 Summit

What is up here? George Bush is not shaking anybody's hand, nobody's shaking his hand, it is an international diplomatic crisis! It will be nice to have a President whom the leaders of other nations do not find so...