Tag: fundraising

Drilling rigs, mine tailings not shown

Barack Obama Sneaked In In The Night And Messed Up Ryan Zinke’s Travel Records

From the Mixed-Up Files Of Secretary Ryan Zinke.
Drilling rigs, mine tailings not shown

Ryan Zinke SCAM PACS???? Well, Knock Us Over With Half A Percent Of The Take

Boy, this Interior Secretary, I don't know.

White House Tries To Distract Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 10, 2017

Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.

AZ Republican Kelli Ward Reminds John McCain There’s No ‘I Have Brain Cancer’ In ‘Team’

Gee, you tell a cancer patient to quit so that someone without cancer -- like maybe you -- can take over the job, and everyone's a critic.

Trump Lawyer Grifted Unemployed Folks So He Could Buy A Jet For Jesus

Now we know what Donald trump sees in him.

If Only There Were Some Sort Of ‘Affordable’ ‘Care’ For Canned Racist Breitbart Writer

Guess Breitbart has gone Politically Correct now.

Tomorrow’s The Day For Georgia Democrats To Get Off Their Butts And Vote For Jon Ossoff

Hey! Special election Tuesday! Let's take a seat away from the Rs and give 'em noogies, too!
What do you people want from me? Leadership? Pffft.

Donald Trump Will Raise Money For Republicans Just As Soon As He Figures Out How That Benefits Him

Donald Trump doesn't see why he should hold fundraisers for the GOP anymore. What have they ever done for him?
The one on the left looks awful familiar for some reason

Oh Hey Rand Paul Is Still Running For A Thing. Remember Him? Your Senate Sunday!

Kentucky may be having one historic Senate election, but nobody's paying much attention. Let's fix that!

Your Senate Sunday: What’s The Deal With The Dakotas? Do We Really Need Two?

This week's profile of 2016's U.S. Senate races is chock full of Dakotas. Sorry, not the Fanning girl.
Quick, say something about a rigged system again.

Donald Trump Paying Out The Nose To Donald Trump, Now He’s Got Other People’s Money

Donald Trump jacked up the rent his campaign pays him as soon as the donations started rolling in. Who says he's not a business genius?
Would you buy a used car from this PAC?

‘Pro’ Bernie Sanders Fake Super PAC Spent All Your Twenty-Seven Dollarses At The Disco

Look, a post about Bernie Sanders and we are not even punching Bernie Sanders! HOORAY!
Let Them Eat Trump Steaks

You Will Completely Believe How Good Trump Campaign Has Been For Trump-Owned Businesses

Donald Trump's campaign has been great business for Donald Trump. And any business owned by his family.
Cowboy Bebop at his computer

At Least Nevada Wingnut Sharron Angle Didn’t Say She Is Nelson Mandela

Perennial Nevada looniebird Sharron Angle, who's pursuing another hilarious run for the U.S. Senate, would like us all to think about the coming metaphorical war for the soul of these United States, and whether we are prepared to fight...

New Hampshire’s Kelly Ayotte And Maggie Hassan Gonna Lady-Fight For Senate Seat

Happy Easter, Wonkers! We hope you have all been inspired by the annual rites celebrating the rebirth of pagan fertility gods as distilled through Christian cultural hegemony. Or that you'll at least chow down on half-priced chocolate bunnies tomorrow....