Tag: french election

The Navy Gave Wackaloon Pizzagate Guy Jack Posobiec ‘Top Secret’ Clearance. Was That Smart?

What the fucking fuck was this fucking fuckhead doing with a fucking security clearance?

Trump Gives Press Pass To ‘Alt-Right’ Racist Frog Lunatic (We Mean Again)

We old-timers (online since 1987) don't know what to make of these kids and their Inter Webs anymore.

Your James Comey Firing Shitshow! Wonkagenda For Wed., May 10, 2017

Comey on everyone's lips, more about James Comey, and some stories about James Comey. Your morning news brief!

Zut Alors! France Decides Not To Elect Crazy Fascist To Run Country!

Emmanuel Macron wins the French election with over 65% of the vote.

French Campaign Hacked Just Before Election, Possibly By 400-Pound Man On Bed

Nobody in France is allowed to publish stuff about the election today, so get in here!

4Chan Tries To Pizzagate French Election With Dumb Incest Rumors They Made Up Themselves

This is how your conspiracy sausage is made.

Oh No France Is Socialist Again

Last night at 8pm not-your-time, two hours after the Belgian and Swiss media had already published election results and 30 minutes after Nicolas Sarkozy deleted his Facebook page, the French media announced that socialist François Hollande (great NYT bio)...

Losing French Person Sarkozy Red-Faced And Flailing In Debate With Commie Marxist Kenyan Socialist

Here's l'update for those of you who are bedazzled by the French presidential election. The two candidates had their only debate on Wednesday night. We have written many, many words about it below, but if you prefer, you can...

Nicolas Sarkozy In Bedouin With Gaddafi

With only seven days to go until the final round of voting in France's presidential election, some lefty terrorist media organization published documentary evidence that Nicolas Sarkozy was promised 50 Million freedom fries in campaign contributions from snappy dresser...