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Who Is Fred Thompson And Why Are We Posting This?

The Twitters broke for a while today, or yesterday, who gives a shit, but once things became operational again, fat retarded donkey Fred Thompson was ready with a one-liner. Did you know that Barack Obama now has his SS...

Several Republicans Spotted At Coffee Shops Recently

All of the important DC people are at the Fiscal Responsibility Summit, being eaten by lions, so we have rounded up exclusive insider information about famous-for-DC types being spotted in other places, such as glamorous Naples, Florida back in...

ALSO, IT'S IN ANACOSTIA: "FORMER Tennessee Sen. Fred Thompson is cashing in on next month's inauguration. A source tells us the ex-Republican presidential candidate and part-time actor, who did 142 episodes of 'Law & Order,' is offering to rent...

Fred Thompson Hates Everyone

Here's Fred Thompson, the laziest presidential candidate ever whose entire platform was to chase Mexicans in his red truck and then kick 'em in the butt, offering for some reason his take on economics, for eight minutes. He...

Hollywood Fred Thompson Shall Return To TV!

Boys and girls, it's a Thanksgiving miracle -- six days early! Our beloved Fred Thompson, the languid, pedicured Southern dandy who made a very sleepy run at the Presidency for about two weeks before returning to his cognacs and...

Fred Thompson Is President Of GOP.com

We are one week before the election -- consider that the next time we have a "Tuesday," campaigning in the 2007-2008 Presidential Election will be over, our fate thrown into the tabulations of Machines -- and the DNC website...

Liveblogging Country Fred Thompson

Old Dipshit Magee is gonna plain tell folks how's good ol' folks goin' figger times 'bout proper we types need set up Mr. & Missus McPalin needin' not have a colored for preznit. Let's liveblog this fucking Gucci-clad Washington...

Fred Thompson’s Website Now An Italian Gambling Hub

Remember last summer when "real conservatives" were pushing actor Fred Thompson to run for president so as to save the Republican party from the several gay divorcee Mormon liberals also running? And he was like "yeah sure, probably I'll...

Huckabee Wins Kansas…