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Sean Hannity Becomes A Hundred-Millionaire!

That jabbering nitwit on Fox just signed a $100 million, five-year deal that will distribute his radio show through Citadel and Clear Channel networks. It's significantly less than Rush Limbaugh's recent $400 million, eight-year contract -- but still, nothing...

JESSE JACKSON IS A TRAITOR TO HIS RACE: While not-so-discreetly attacking Barack Obama, who also won South Carolina, Jesse Jackson said the most terrible word of all. The word is niggers

Republicans Continue To Call America A Bunch Of Unemployed Whining Serfs

Jesus, we almost feel sorry for John McCain having to deal with these hacks on the right who are agreeing with Phil Gramm's characterization of America as a "nation of whiners." Here's Fred Barnes, executive editor of Bill Kristol's...

Huckabee: Obama Sucks Now Because He’s Not Jesse Helms

Mike Huckabee appeared on Hannity & Colmes last night to weigh in on Barack Obama's complete move to the center in the last few weeks. Now, we made up our minds about this slimeball Obama after Charles Krauthammer observantly...

Howard Wolfson Leaves Politics To Embrace His First Love: Selling Out

Poor Howard Wolfson. The former Clinton toady was born with only one testicle, half a human soul, and twice the normal complement of genes coding for poor taste in sweaters. But finally it looks like a little ray of...

Tennessee Democrat Who Called Obama A Terrorist Says New Comical Thing

We all remember Fred Hobbs, the proud member of Tennessee's Democratic Executive Committee who recently confessed that he thought Barack Obama was "terrorist-connected." He has been apologizing all week, and in a letter to colleagues he explained what was...

John McCain And Harriet Christian Fall In Love!

So that's John McCain on the left, you knew that, but who is that "elderly American woman" wearing the sunglasses indoors while posing for a photo? That's Harriet Christian, the famous Hillary Clinton diehard who threw a fit at...

Hilarious Lanny Davis To Liven Up Fox News With Outrageous Lies And Merry-Making

Passionate Clinton promoter Lanny Davis is an endearing toady who wears comical pin-striped suits and says things like "Hillary can still win" while everybody else on the teevee panel laughs and laughs. And now he will bring his wonderful...

Fox News Outrages All With Dumb Racist Caption

Here it is, the terrible bit of "word play" that has offended everybody with its obvious lack of racial transcendence. A "baby mama" is the term for a lady who has mothered some or all of a gentleman's illegitimate...

George Bush Senior Is A Terrorist Fist Jab Adulterer

Here is old former president George (H.W.) Bush Senior, enjoying a gay game of Yale Tennis with this young thing (Communist Soviet sex spy Anna Kournikova) who is also not his scary old crone wife. They are giving each...

FOX NEWS DISCOVERS 'TERRORIST FIST JAB': Yes they can! Our favorite teevee news says Michelle and Barack Obama's cool move with the Respect Knuckles is actually a secret Muslim fisting ritual for Terror. Jesus fucking christ these Fox...

Insane Harriet Christian Has More Thoughts About ‘The Blacks’

Here is nutball Harriet Christian, the "older white woman" and New Yorker famous for ranting on the Internet about how the DNC is giving its nomination to an "inadequate black man." She tells Fox News icon Neil Cavuto that...

Kitty Harris Enraged Over ‘Made Up Dialogue’ In Fictional Film

For those of you who are rich and elitist and can afford HBO, you may have seen the much-hyped film Recount over Memorial Day weekend, which chronicled Al Gore's efforts to hijack the country during the 2000 election in...

Bill O’Reilly Is A Nutcase