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Sunday Rundown: Guns & Ammo Edition

What causes lots of people to die in shootings? Oliver North and the Texas lieutenant governor have very stupid answers.

Sunday Show Roundup: Trump White House Mean Girls Take On Iran, North Korea, And John McCain

Hello Wonks! It was Sunday and, even though it was a day to celebrate mothers, I had the wonderful task of finding the dumbest motherfucking things said on the political shows. So, without further ado, let’s jump right in. First,...

Books Not Bullets! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 26, 2018

The March For Our Lives swarms DC, Trump's lawyers run from Robert Mueller, Stormy Daniels blows in 60 Minutes. Your morning news brief.
Gonna fuck you up!

GOP Will Protect Robert Mueller The Second It’s Too Fucking Late To Protect Robert Mueller

Silly liberals, why are you even worried?

Houston, We Need A Hero! Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 28, 2017

Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!

Chris Cillizza Should STFU About Nancy Pelosi, And SO CAN YOU!

It's been five or six weeks since people have piled on to Nancy Pelosi for no reason, SO LET'S DO IT NOW!

Idiot Trump Lawyer Incredibly Good At Stepping On Own Dick Repeatedly

The WEAK AND FAILING JAY SEKULOW, everyone!

Reince Priebus Just Can’t Stop Whining About The Fake News Lying Enemy Press!

The media is being so very unkind to the Trump regime!

Loco Kellyanne Conway Is Melting Into A Puddle Of Sleepless Nights And Infected Fingernails

The Trump administration is bleeding from its wherevers, and it's the lamestream media's fault.

CIA Director Gently Implying FBI Ratf*cked Election For Trump

John Brennan did not say a thing! Why would we even suggest that?
Couldn't handle any more intelligence than he has now

Donald Trump’s Gigantic Brain Doesn’t Need Intelligence

Donald Trump doesn't need intelligence briefings, since it's all just the same blah blah blah all the time, and he has rallies to hold.
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Was The Clinton Campaign Hack A Secret Ménage à Trois Between Trump, Putin, and Julian Assange? Yeah Probs

The budding bro-mance in cyberspace of three unlikely idiots with an inferiority complex.
there's that appleheaded vagina mouth we love so much

Donald Trump Thinks Gays Are Just Terrific, Unless He Doesn’t. Who Even Knows?

Raise your hand if you think Donald Trump believes even half of the stuff that comes out of his mouth. Now if your hand is raised, use it to slap yourself in the face and ask yourself why you...
It's not lying. Carly just believes we're in a post-truth era.

Carly Fiorina Admits She Was Wrong, Which Proves She Was Right, So There

This might be a first: Carly Fiorina admitted she was wrong about something! Not as wrong as she actually was, but it's a start. On Fox News Sunday, Fiorina admitted she was actually incorrect in saying General Jack Keane,...
Never.

Here Are Some Terrific Republican Ideas For Defeating Terrorism

President Obama addressed a pants-sharting nation Sunday night, reassuring the countryfolk that in the wake of the awful San Bernardino terrorist attack/mass shooting, he will beat up ISIS, and no, you do not have to panic. And Republicans said, "You're right,...