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Poor Glenn Beck Has To Sell Private Jet He Bought While He Was Laying Everyone Off The Last Time

Nothing lasts forever. A lesson for Alex Jones.

World’s Stupidest Chuck Todd Beginning To Doubt Fox News’s Commitment To Sparkle Motion

With guest starring performance from Chris Cillizza, because we're sorry.

The 436,287 Best Times Sean Hannity Tongue-Bathed His ‘Lawyer’ Michael Cohen On Live TV!

This would be a BIG ETHICAL SCANDAL for Sean Hannity, if he ever had ethics in the first place.
When I was born they looked at me and said "What a good boy, what a strong boy ... "

James Comey Has A Higher Loyalty (To Himself)

James Comey Knows Who Is A Good Boy, And It's Not Donald Trump! (It's James Comey)

Trump Pardons Scooter Libby, Because LOLOL We Live In Hell And Nothing Matters Anymore?

Take THAT, James Comey and FBI and CIA and all the rest of America too!
Gonna fuck you up!

Robert Mueller Already Knows How Guilty Trump Is, So Screw An Interview

SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, YOU'RE FUCKING GUILTY.

Which GOP Congressman Cussed Trump To Erick Erickson At The Safeway? A WONKVESTIGATION!

A Republican member of Congress HAAAAAATES Trump. But they only tell their secrets to Erick Erickson! :(

Big News Day For Tucker Carlson, Obvs

Pandas might kill us all. Cell phones, too. Tucker Carlson has seen some shit, man.

Donald Trump: THE FBI TOOK MY STRAWBERRIES

By the end of the day, Trump will be calling Robert Mueller a Syrian agent.

Fox News Graphics Department All Fired, Again

Sometimes we think the Fox News production team is full of trolls, is what we think.
Devin Nunes are not as smarts as Devin think he are.

Keep Fucking That Dairy Cow, Devin Nunes!

Hey you guys, look, it's DEVIN! He's going to be a pain in the ass some more now!

Trump Sure Pulling Out Will Work This Time. Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 5, 2018

Trump throwing more tantrums, Fox shits on Scott Pruitt, Facebook admits it fucked up REAL bad. Your morning news brief.
The Basket of Deplorables runneth over.

Sean Hannity Can’t Believe Savage Gargoyle Hillary Clinton Would Suggest Fox News Does Not Like Her

Fox News Exclusive: HILLARY IS AT IT AGAIN! CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?

Laura Ingraham Taking ‘Week Off’ At Big Happy Farm Where She Can Run And Play With Bill O’Reilly

Maybe she doesn't deserve to lose her job over one mean tweet. But why does she have a job in the first place?