Tag: fox news

Poor People: Still Not Stupid. Fox News: Still Very Stupid.

Can we please ban Fox News from ever talking about poor people ever again, maybe pull their license?

Rex Tillerson Still In Love With Dumbass ‘Moron’ Donald Trump, HE SWEARS!

Note that he does not deny calling Trump a 'moron.'

Trump Reckons NFL Owners Are Pussies Scared Of Big Black Dudes, Just Like Him!

This isn't a dogwhistle. This is a fucking BRASS BAND PLAYING SONGS ABOUT RACISM.

Erick Erickson Says Be Nice To Megyn Kelly And STOP SAYING HE FUCKS GOATS

Erick Erickson is tired of your INCIVILI-TAH!

Tucker Carlson Unsure If Witches Are Legally Allowed To Cast Spells On Donald Trump

To be fair, the only thing he's sure about is that black people scare him.

TRUMPCARE Back From The Dead! Wonkagenda For Monday, Sept. 18, 2017

TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!

Dinesh D’Souza Joins Fox & Friends To Smarm About Illegal Brown Voting

Sorry, can't hear Dinesh D'Souza over the sound of his conviction for election fraud.

Trey Gowdy Refuses To Put Obama NSA Susan Rice In Jail For Crime Of Doing Her Fucking Job

Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!

Fox News Celebrates 9/11 By Reminding Us To #NeverForget The Confederate Loser Traitor Statues

Bless his heart, Brian Kilmeade is a stupid motherfucker.

Nancy Pelosi And Chuck Schumer Just Cock-Slapped Trump, AND HE LIKED IT

Oh Boy, Nancy Pelosi And Chuck Schumer Sure Do Suck At Their Jobs!

General John Kelly Murdered Sheriff David Clarke’s White House Job Dreams

Wingnut former sheriff David Clarke won't get a White House job, but as God is his witness, he'll never not be on Fox News again!

David Clarke Resigns As Milwaukee County Sheriff. Bye, Asshole!

Bye, jerkface! Bye!