Tag: fox & friends

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White House Plan To Vanquish LYIN’ COMEY Is They Don’t Know Yet, Fuck It

Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!
The Basket of Deplorables runneth over.

Sean Hannity Can’t Believe Savage Gargoyle Hillary Clinton Would Suggest Fox News Does Not Like Her

Fox News Exclusive: HILLARY IS AT IT AGAIN! CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?

Donald Trump Celebrates The Risen Lord With Threats To Deport Jesús

Those lousy Samaritans are in big trouble, too.

Secretary Of Defense ‘Diamond And Silk’ Explains How Hillary Clinton Gave Russia Its First Nukes Ever, In 2010

What? They are not the Secretary of Defense yet? Give Trump time.

You’re Not Gonna Believe This, But Another Lawyer In The White House Would Like To Quit

We are starting to sense a pattern here!

Keep It Up, Donald Trump. You’re Just Making Robert Mueller’s Job Easier.

How many times can Trump obstruct justice on Twitter in one weekend? ALL OF THEM KATIE.

Fox News Idiot Heather Nauert Gets To Be Boss Of Three Bureaus At State Department, Yay!

We root for Heather Nauert's success, while 100% expecting her failure.

Jared Kushner Fucked How Many Ways From Sunday? All Of Them, Katie

In the war between John Kelly and Donald Trump's family, Kelly is winning! For the moment!

The Top Two Sickest Pete Souza #TrumpBurns In The Past 48 Hours, Because He Only Did It Twice

Pete Souza continues to be the absolute fucking best.

Carter Page Says Sean Hannity Is The Edward R. Murrow Of His Wet Dreams

Good Night And Good Fucking Lord

Donald Trump, Florida AG Pam Bondi To Be Your Personal Rambo At All America’s Schools

Amazing that two great people would have the same idea within hours of each other.
Devin Nunes are not as smarts as Devin think he are.

Did Devin Nunes Fuck A Bad Cow Before He Went On ‘Fox & Friends’?

We're not saying Devin Nunes fucks cows. We're just saying he should check them for Mad Cow Disease first.

Nation’s Idiots Rush To Explain Why Florida School Massacre Isn’t About Guns

A Children's Garden Of Bullshit And Misdirection

Fox News And GOP Jackholes Have New Conspiracy, And It Is That Barack Obama Was President

HANNITY'S SHOW GONNA BE LIT TONIGHT, Y'ALL!

We Are Beginning To Think Stable Genius Devin Nunes Hasn’t Read His Own Stupid Lie-Memo

Can Devin Nunes actually read? UNCLEAR.