Tag: foster care

Still has that Derp in the headlights look

Arkansas Family Values Rep Who Regifted Children To A Rapist Still Sure He’s The Victim

In with all the excitement around gross child-bad-touchers Josh Duggar (admittedly) and Dennis Hastert (allegedly), we also got an update late last week on terrible human being and Arkansas state Rep. Justin Harris (R-Ewww), the super-Christiany guy who adopted...
Making that face is one of the things he learned in sex rehab.

Josh Duggar Told A Foster Kids’ Group How Evil It Is To Abuse Kids. He Would Know.

Josh Duggar spoke to a gala for the Christian Children's Home of Ohio (CCHO) on April 11 of this year, mere weeks before the nation learned about his firsthand experience with abusing kids: Josh Duggar visited the Christian Children’s Home...
Oh, it's this asshole again

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Will Starve Your Kids, Because You’re Probably A Gross Junkie Anyway

So, we know that Maine Gov. Paul LePage is an asshole, and that he likes to do everything he can to fuck the poors. Now, he has come up with a new trick, in the form of Maine LD...
You're fooling yourself. Equestria is a dictatorship

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Stop Supporting The Gays’ Rectum Rituals!

Time for another trip to the Deleted Comments Cornfield where we wish away all the comments that don't meet our high standards for good commentiness, or which we just don't want stinking up our nice little comments section. Take, for...
hands off my benefits

States Find Cash Cow: It Is Impoverished Kids in Foster Care, Hooray!

If you are a child in foster care, things are probably not going your way. You're not living with your parents, and a state agency is in charge of you. You're probably very poor, and maybe you are disabled....
Same-sex foster parents will be wished into the cornfield

Kansas: Let’s Give All These Orphans To That Nice Normal Duggar Family

With all the pissing and moaning about the Attack on the Family and the Gay Married, it's nice to see someone finally doing something to actually reinforce traditional family values. If Kansas state Sen. Forrest Knox can't force real...
Someone on the internet is an evil genius

Forget Elmo Videos: Teach Kids About Stranger Danger By Kidnapping Them!

We're pretty sure we've found Wonkette's Parents of the Year for 2015. At least we hope nothing tops this: In Lincoln County, Missouri, police have arrested four people in a fake kidnapping plot intended to teach a 6-year-old boy...
Invasion of the babby-snatchers

Texas Wants In On This Pregnancy Crimes Game, Too

Looks like we have a trend story here! A few days ago we brought you the story of Alabama Supreme Court Judge Tom Parker, who's working to end 'bortion forever by building a whole bunch of cases that treat...

Southern Baptist Leader Has Had It With These Single Moms Keeping Their Babies

Former (see note at end of post) Southern Baptist leader Richard Land has some insight into the scourge of single motherhood: Obviously, abortion is never a valid choice, but according to Land, keeping the baby is also a terrible...